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The 59 Questions From the Will Ferrell Joaquin Phoenix Interview

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On March 28 2018, Interview Magazine published Joaquin Phoenix Interview by Will Ferrell, and it became known as the greatest interview ever published. See all stories published using this interview template here.

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Did you know that it’s Valentine’s Day?

Can I ask you a question?

What is Valentine’s Day?

Did you do any kind of preparation for today?

Are they naturally black or are they dyed?

Are you in L.A.?

Is it cloudy outside?

I’m going to break you down, okay?

Why not?

I think it would be great, but what do I know?

Do you remember doing that?

Are you sure?

You don’t have to answer this question if you don’t want to, but it’s the weirdest situation ever, right?

Are you doing this interview to promote something specific?

How did you see that?

But I have to ask you, there was a part I loved—what’s the illustrator’s name?

That was you flying off the wheelchair?

Did you have to ride horses?

Are you proficient in horse riding?

Do you remember the name of your horse?

Well, here’s the thing: how could you even verify this?

Wait a second, what?

What are we shooting?

This is something I’m actually doing?

How do you feel about your ability to give advice?

Do you have advice for me?

Do you just say, “Hey, Bob. Uh, keep going for it. I don’t have any advice”?

Do you give them a slogan, like, “Reach for the stars”?

Isn’t it awkward?

What do you mean, ‘Go pee first?’

What drew you to the role?

How did you prepare for it?

That’s your pattern, right?

You know what?

Are you reading off prepared questions and trying to pretend that they’re just popping into your head?

In your personal life, are you sometimes a little bitch?

Can you get a little bitchy if you’re in a bad mood?

Is that right?

What drew you to that role?

How did you prepare for it?

When you worked with M. Night Shyamalan, did you ever just once call him M. Night Shyamalamadingdong?

Can I ask you about this one camera shot?

How much do you love photo shoots?

You love them, don’t you?

Like a good six-hour photo shoot for a magazine?

What about you?

Did I wear the right jacket?

Is denim cool?

You know what?

Will you join me if I crusade?

Because bananas are basically—that’s what toddlers eat, right?

Did you watch the Super Bowl, by the way?

Oh, you know what?

Wait, say that again?

You’re doing this thing where when you really don’t want to go somewhere, you just say, “I’m not going to go”?

Do you not watch sporting events in general?

We have three boys who are very much into sports, and they’re like, “We’re watching the Super Bowl, right Dad?”

How many dogs do you have?

Do they get along?

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