FAQs About This “Story:” Q: Why a tweets anthology? What happened to a good old story? Well, while doing my research, I realized that a collection of tweets explains better how, why, and what happened to Snapchat stocks than any current “serious” analysis. A: Q: Why 41 tweets, and not 14? A: Snapchat stocks are in the full free-fall mode for more than 40%. So, I guess, I’d better hurry up, and finish this article ASNAP. Q: Aren’t you worried that it’s going to take forever for readers to reach the end of your story? A: Ten seconds per tweet, that’s all it takes, and that’s not a promise. Q: Does the number of a tweet has something to do with the top-X-this-or-that types of lists? A: No, it’s merely a technicality, so I don’t lose count and more importantly my mind. Q: I’m not a Snapchat investor, what’s in it for me? A: You’ll be able to pick up your favorite SNAPocalypse tweet in the comments section. #1 Love Is In The Air (Spoiler Alert: There’s no parachute) #2 Iron Man To The Rescue With The “Reverse SNAP?!” #3 Pixy. That’s A Lovely Name, But That’s All It Is. #4 Insanity?! Extremely Well Calculated and Profitable “Insanity.” #5 You Have Every Right To Be Suspicious… #6 Silence of the Lambs - Wall Street Edition #7 Two Years Haven’t Been Enough To Spot These Signs?! #8 Guess, We’d Have To Redefine The Term “Volatile.” #9 You Are (Not) Welcome… #10 If This Is Just A Warning-Earning Bomb… #11 Kudos To The Illustrators. More Work For Creatives. #12 Is This What A Lady Ish Tweet Looks Like? #13 Apples and Oranges?! Are You Sure? #14 “And More…” #15 Is The CEO Updating His Bio, Already? #16 And, It Ain’t A Perfume. #17 You Asked For It, And Got The Answer. #18 An Interesting Choice of Terms Worth Remembering. #19 Elon! Are You There? #20 No Need To Google - Miranda. I Did It For You: “Since 2017, she has been married to Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel with whom she has two children.” #21 Poof Through The Stock Market Roof. #22 One social media loss is another social media gain. I guess. #23 True! #24 Not The Right Time For SNAP Decisions. #25 Priorities! #26 Indeed, Serious Questions. #27 Are You Sure About That Valuation Model Thing?! Asking For A Friend. #28 Interesting Choice of Colors, But There Have Been More Than One “Short Signals,” According To This Chart. Right? #29 Hold The Line! Everything Will Be Fine! #30 Who’s Listening?! #31 What About Followers’ Kids and Their College Dreams?! #32 The Four Riders of the Stock Market Apocalypse? #33 One Day, You’ll Be Able To Say, It All Started With Snap… #34 “Yellow Tuesday.” Kudos! Spot On! #35 You Mean, Two Birds With One Stone. Right? #36 I Don’t Know. Let’s Google It. #37 Elon! #38 Content Is The King! No Discussion! #39 The Last Number I Cropped “Accidentally” - 87. #40 That’s The Spirit! #41 It Wasn’t Me, I Swear! Conclusion: Wake Up, We’re Living In The World That’s Run Out of Illusions. P.S. Let me know in your comments which tweet is your favorite SNAPocalypse tweet. Thank you!
