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41 Best Tweets About SNAPocalypse by@behzadsharifi
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41 Best Tweets About SNAPocalypse

by Behzad SharifiMay 26th, 2022
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Snapchat stocks are in the full free-fall mode for more than 40%. A "collection" of tweets explains better how, why, and what happened to Snapchat stocks than any current “serious” analysis. What's your favorite SNAPocalypse tweet?

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FAQs About This “Story:”

Q: Why a tweets anthology? What happened to a good old story?

A: Well, while doing my research, I realized that a collection of tweets explains better how, why, and what happened to Snapchat stocks than any current “serious” analysis.


Q: Why 41 tweets, and not 14?

A: Snapchat stocks are in the full free-fall mode for more than 40%. So, I guess, I’d better hurry up, and finish this article ASNAP.


Q: Aren’t you worried that it’s going to take forever for readers to reach the end of your story?

A: Ten seconds per tweet, that’s all it takes, and that’s not a promise.


Q: Does the number of a tweet has something to do with the top-X-this-or-that types of lists?

A: No, it’s merely a technicality, so I don’t lose count and more importantly my mind.


Q: I’m not a Snapchat investor, what’s in it for me?

A: You’ll be able to pick up your favorite SNAPocalypse tweet in the comments section.



#1 Love Is In The Air (Spoiler Alert: There’s no parachute)


#2 Iron Man To The Rescue With The “Reverse SNAP?!”


#3 Pixy. That’s A Lovely Name, But That’s All It Is.


#4 Insanity?! Extremely Well Calculated and Profitable “Insanity.”



#5 You Have Every Right To Be Suspicious…


#6 Silence of the Lambs - Wall Street Edition


#7 Two Years Haven’t Been Enough To Spot These Signs?!


#8 Guess, We’d Have To Redefine The Term “Volatile.”


#9 You Are (Not) Welcome…


#10 If This Is Just A Warning-Earning Bomb…


#11 Kudos To The Illustrators. More Work For Creatives.


#12 Is This What A Lady Ish Tweet Looks Like?


#13 Apples and Oranges?! Are You Sure?


#14 “And More…”


#15 Is The CEO Updating His Bio, Already?



#16 And, It Ain’t A Perfume.


#17 You Asked For It, And Got The Answer.


#18 An Interesting Choice of Terms Worth Remembering.


#19 Elon! Are You There?


#20 No Need To Google - Miranda. I Did It For You: “Since 2017, she has been married to Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel with whom she has two children.”


#21 Poof Through The Stock Market Roof.


#22 One social media loss is another social media gain. I guess.


#23 True!


#24 Not The Right Time For SNAP Decisions.


#25 Priorities!


#26 Indeed, Serious Questions.


#27 Are You Sure About That Valuation Model Thing?! Asking For A Friend.


#28 Interesting Choice of Colors, But There Have Been More Than One “Short Signals,” According To This Chart. Right?


#29 Hold The Line! Everything Will Be Fine!


#30 Who’s Listening?!


#31 What About Followers’ Kids and Their College Dreams?!


#32 The Four Riders of the Stock Market Apocalypse?


#33 One Day, You’ll Be Able To Say, It All Started With Snap…


#34 “Yellow Tuesday.” Kudos! Spot On!


#35 You Mean, Two Birds With One Stone. Right?


#36 I Don’t Know. Let’s Google It.


#37 Elon!


#38 Content Is The King! No Discussion!



#39 The Last Number I Cropped “Accidentally” - 87.


#40 That’s The Spirit!


#41 It Wasn’t Me, I Swear!

Conclusion: Wake Up, We’re Living In The World That’s Run Out of Illusions.

P.S.

Let me know in your comments which tweet is your favorite SNAPocalypse tweet.

Thank you!