tl;dr of Elon Musk's interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin (HackerNoon's Version) (Partly Satire) by@linh
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tl;dr of Elon Musk's interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin (HackerNoon's Version) (Partly Satire)
by Linh Dao SmookeDecember 2nd, 2023
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the israel tour is not an apology trip, I'M SMART AF deal with it, and when it comes to china my hands are tied. also FUCK ADVERTISERS!People Mentioned
If you haven’t listened to that Elon musk interview with Andrew Sorkin yet, don’t bother. I’ll give you the tldr:
Elon: the reason I’m ever here is because we are good friends, Jonathan.
Andrew:…first of all I’m Andrew…
Andrew: so what do you say to advertisers who flock the platform because of your antisemitic comments?
Elon: fuck them…I’m sorry I wasn’t being clear.. FUCK THEM! I hope that’s clear.
Andrew: why are you the way you are? What motivates you?
Elon: I’ve had a difficult childhood.
Andrew: *starts talking about his failures”
Elon: I’ve launched rockets, not made ice creams!
Andrew: you have decidedly moved to the right in the past years…
Elon: Biden Bitch didn’t invite Tesla to the EV summit!!! Does that seem fair to you?
Andrew: would you vote for Biden?
Elon: Vivek seems interesting. Free speech!!!!!
Andrew: didn’t you throttle the New York Times over the summer though? What did that say about free speech?
Elon: well freedom comes with a price okay? It’s pretty cheap though.
Andrew: what about China? Do you throw free speech out the window there?
Elon: *changes tone* my hands are tied. I love China. The Chinese companies are very competitive!
you're welcome!!
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