We've all ran to Google to get answers or search for random things. And you've probably seen those search suggestions right after you've typed a few words, and some are great, some just ridiculous. In this thread, the shares Google's thoughts on what they need to learn. Spoiler alert: some secrets may have been exposed. slogging community This Slogging thread by Mónica Freitas, , Teri Eyenike, Daniel Guzman and Sara Pinto occurred in slogging's official #fix-the-internet channel, and has been edited for readability. Jack Boreham Mónica Freitas Dec 7, 2021, 1:52 PM We've all ran to Google, our old friend, to get answers or search for random things. And you've probably seen those search suggestions right after you've typed a few words, and some are great, some just ridiculous. So in this thread, I want to know your search engine's recommendations for when you type "How to." Share your most ridiculous suggestions! Mónica Freitas Dec 7, 2021, 1:53 PM I'm not sure why Google would think I need instructions on how to use a bidet or make coffee, but here we are! 😂 Jack Boreham Dec 7, 2021, 1:56 PM Jack Boreham Dec 7, 2021, 1:57 PM 😂😂 Brilliant thread! 💚 1 Jack Boreham Dec 7, 2021, 1:58 PM I don't even have a mac. Google thinks I need to lose weight but also make pancakes. 😂 1 Jack Boreham Dec 7, 2021, 1:58 PM Tbh I'm thinking about getting rid of Instagram. 😂 1 Jack Boreham Dec 7, 2021, 1:59 PM Don't worry I'm covid free 😂 😂 1 Teri Eyenike Dec 7, 2021, 2:00 PM I should check my result page and share my screenshot. Daniel Guzman Dec 7, 2021, 3:06 PM Hahahaha, I feel disappointed. My results are a reflection of my love for movies and series. Sara Pinto Dec 7, 2021, 3:08 PM So... all very important questions that need to be asked haha. The reference to "How to train your dragon" and the covid one are the most accurate. But I should learn how to tie a tie! I don't even know what to say about the bidet one... 😂 🔥 2 Teri Eyenike Dec 8, 2021, 11:56 AM I think what is on my mind is how to make money and get comfortable in life 😂 Mónica Freitas Dec 8, 2021, 2:52 PM Jack Boreham, Google wants to give you body image issues! Nasty! Mónica Freitas Dec 8, 2021, 2:53 PM Jack Boreham, giving up on Insta? Been there! Why though? Mónica Freitas Dec 8, 2021, 2:55 PM Daniel Guzman, yours is a mix of movies, songs, and very productive suggestions. I'll remove myself from this conversation, as I only have instructions on bidets to offer 😂 Mónica Freitas Dec 8, 2021, 2:59 PM Sara Pinto, so we're all struggling with covid and thinking about giving up on Instagram ... interesting, ahahaha. I'm taking the bidet one to heart as it seems it was just for me 😂 💚 1 Mónica Freitas Dec 8, 2021, 3:01 PM Teri Eyenike, another productive fellow! Let us know if you find a way to make money quickly 😂 Teri Eyenike Dec 8, 2021, 3:13 PM It will be a gradual process, Mónica Freitas. I got some money writing technical content some 2 months ago, but I want more opportunities coming my way. Mónica Freitas Dec 8, 2021, 3:18 PM Teri Eyenike, what areas do you usually write about? Sara Pinto Dec 8, 2021, 3:49 PM Mónica Freitas, we are all the same person at core 😂 😂 1 Jack Boreham Dec 8, 2021, 5:57 PM Mónica Freitas, I think it's just rubbish. It's difficult to promote my stuff on there, and I find it awkward to use. It's great for pics but I'm not a big let's take a picture person... Teri Eyenike Dec 9, 2021, 8:47 AM I write topics on JavaScript, React, Next, Cloudinary. And I write as a ghostwriter at https://hackmamba.io 🔥 1 Mónica Freitas Dec 9, 2021, 1:48 PM Sara Pinto, living the same life, different bodies 😂 Mónica Freitas Dec 9, 2021, 1:49 PM Jack Boreham, why not design posts related to what you do and use them in your feed? That way, you don't get that awkward feeling for posting selfies. Mónica Freitas Dec 9, 2021, 1:51 PM Teri Eyenike, that's amazing! So quite specific topics. Is it hard to continuously find topics to write in technical content? Teri Eyenike Dec 9, 2021, 2:07 PM My boss handles topic suggestions and assigns them to us in the group. I then research the subject, write the code on the topic, and finally write on the subject matter. Mónica Freitas Dec 9, 2021, 2:20 PM Teri Eyenike, oh, okay, so it's a bit easier that way, as you already have a "guideline." Learn more about slogging , or read other interesting slogging stories . here here 👍 1

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