Too Long; Didn't Read
At Workshop Cafe, I was explaining to <a href="https://medium.com/@heimerman" data-anchor-type="2" data-user-id="38aa038c9828" data-action-value="38aa038c9828" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-type="hover" target="_blank">Scott</a> how he was going to function as half managing editor and half booth babe for the <a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/inaugural-hacker-noon-party-tickets-34596684615" target="_blank">Hacker Noon party</a> (i.e. accepting story submissions on an iPad) and the stranger next to me interjects, “Cya there.”