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Pseudo-Mathematicical Proof of All Things Being Skills You Can Get Better At. Proves that you can get better at anything, with rigorous pseudo-mathematical reasoning. Proving that a skill is everything is left as an exercise to the reader. Some caveats to note when applying this proof to the real world. Theorem 4.2.0: Skill to the limit of infinity. Although I can always get better, due to quantum mechanics, I will always be worse than LeBron James. We ask the reader to ignore that this is probably not the correct use of corollary.