Pavel Malos

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30 Jokes Only Programmers Will Get

  1. This statement

2. This warning message from Processing

3. Another solution for iPhone X scrolling embracing the notch

4. This tattoo that combines two of my loves: tech and terrible puns.

5. We do things by the book in this department

6. Writing for a loop

7. There is also the follow-up “Copying code directly from Stack Overflow”

8. Adventures in code review

9. Where did you two meet?

10. Programming is magic

11. Fake Scientists!

12. Android: where ProgressBars go around in circles and Spinners don’t spin

13. Susan Mauldin, Chief Security Officer at Equifax, was a music major.

14. One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day

15. How real men play Russian roulette

16. When u ask ur girl 2 make u a sandwich and she actually do it

17. Encapsulation

18. Good ol’ emacs

19. How to trigger a programmer

20. This video will never fail to blow my mind. Everybody should browse through the IOCCC, it’s hilarious and incredible.

21. The state of development 2017

22. Found this in Netbeans

23. Siri getting technical

24.This npm run joke

25. This is a trap.

26. Game Ideas

27. Using the Command Line

28. Creative way to finde new devs…

29. Yo dawg I heard you like updates so we updated the updated so you can update while you update.

30. Job postings must be confusing in Latin

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