1.  **This statement**

**2\. This warning message from Processing**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*Y0tJ_VOlSidCqBIT9TTkyg.jpeg)

**3\. Another solution for iPhone X scrolling embracing the notch**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*qdsOHGtDPsXHDb7GZ6X8CQ.gif)

**4\. This tattoo that combines two of my loves: tech and terrible puns.**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*c9zuInVQFcs6gtk4ZVxBlA.jpeg)

**5\. We do things by the book in this department**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*PdKeUpPIa9ApLb2hcvnPXw.png)

**6\. Writing for a loop**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*tO2UvhOdAdZpKKZOj2BA-g.png)

**7\. There is also the follow-up “Copying code directly from Stack Overflow”**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*MAQ2E9rXy7DwaZPX5K78wA.jpeg)

**8\. Adventures in code review**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*yM0ipmW5JP41ee-m5Q7KPQ.jpeg)

**9\. Where did you two meet?**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*NSVfi_R4_UrJ12PRJ6Rg5Q.jpeg)

**10\. Programming is magic**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*7eXoCoTbeFYtWqnmxLJX0g.jpeg)

**11\. Fake Scientists!**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*t3E9-ifBK5Es39pIox9tCA.png)

**12\. Android: where ProgressBars go around in circles and Spinners don’t spin**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*oy7H0sovZhPjY17f5G6fUw.png)

**13\. Susan Mauldin, Chief Security Officer at Equifax, was a music major.**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*rtRrPznqx1iWKtmJJ_oiVQ.png)

**14\. One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*tGFyroolzUR7E0gBoiY11w.png)

**15\. How real men play Russian roulette**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*TPiMsWm4PHQ4NXtCRHRZ6g.png)

**16\. When u ask ur girl 2 make u a sandwich and she actually do it**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*jdbZH4jl7CteKX5Jru_HpA.jpeg)

**17\. Encapsulation**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*hrBszBQU8Fh30OowYNufrw.jpeg)

**18\. Good ol’ emacs**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*j80tBUC6gFi6E6mCqGUTrw.jpeg)

**19\. How to trigger a programmer**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*CtIdTEzKtQo-9Bc9ljArEA.png)

**20\. This video will never fail to blow my mind. Everybody should browse through the IOCCC, it’s hilarious and incredible.**

![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QMYfkOtYYlg/hqdefault.jpg)

**21\. The state of development 2017**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*ZWiLdOvoBJfothi4Z1zj2A.jpeg)

**22\. Found this in Netbeans**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*M9_LQ_1pWnmW3zdKXXu_BA.png)

**23\. Siri getting technical**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*PtmNHubOdr0Cd1A4p8T2kg.jpeg)

**24.This npm run joke**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*3IZuJIKnn5EYF86_uMxn-w.png)

**25\. This is a trap.**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*NlbZfXAMZB7zBwuV_fNLug.png)

**26\. Game Ideas**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*SYT31XMNWdEPp1ogEJPRVw.png)

**27\. Using the Command Line**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*uJoNo--Z68WoX6FASkR_pg.png)

**28\. Creative way to finde new devs…**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*Rl0NfPha2vlubHDuY5FMaw.png)

**29\. Yo dawg I heard you like updates so we updated the updated so you can update while you update.**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*VsTynocxe5Fu83dNo2YPGg.png)

**30\. Job postings must be confusing in Latin**

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*3AKcl05VwTCqxG4rQBf-SA.png)

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