30 Jokes Only Programmers Will Get by@pavel.malos

30 Jokes Only Programmers Will Get

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  1. This statement

2. This warning message from Processing

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3. Another solution for iPhone X scrolling embracing the notch

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4. This tattoo that combines two of my loves: tech and terrible puns.

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5. We do things by the book in this department

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6. Writing for a loop

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7. There is also the follow-up “Copying code directly from Stack Overflow”

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8. Adventures in code review

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9. Where did you two meet?

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10. Programming is magic

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11. Fake Scientists!

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12. Android: where ProgressBars go around in circles and Spinners don’t spin

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13. Susan Mauldin, Chief Security Officer at Equifax, was a music major.

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14. One of my CS teachers dropped this the other day

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15. How real men play Russian roulette

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16. When u ask ur girl 2 make u a sandwich and she actually do it

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17. Encapsulation

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18. Good ol’ emacs

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19. How to trigger a programmer

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20. This video will never fail to blow my mind. Everybody should browse through the IOCCC, it’s hilarious and incredible.

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21. The state of development 2017

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22. Found this in Netbeans

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23. Siri getting technical

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24.This npm run joke

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25. This is a trap.

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26. Game Ideas

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27. Using the Command Line

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28. Creative way to finde new devs…

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29. Yo dawg I heard you like updates so we updated the updated so you can update while you update.

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30. Job postings must be confusing in Latin

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