I'll pick up the check - from space!

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Jeff Bezos has created a new account on HackerNoon to find love. Bezos says he's single and ready to mingle. Bezos: "It's Jeffy's time to shine! I'm gonna do things for me. Enough of this customer-centric hogwash" Bezos: It's time for Bezos to shine. DMs open. Bezos: I'm looking for love. I've created this account to find my own love. It's the first time I've done so so far.