Get Furry Handcuffs & 13 Other Travelhacks for Digital Nomads

The traveler's trail is a boulevard of tragic stories of lost iPhones, Android devices that (like in their clever commercials) grew legs and ran away, pilfered ergonomic headphones, stolen laptops, absentee underwear, and, most seriously, misplaced passports. Losing your stuff while traveling sucks, not only because of the inconvenience, stress, and replacement costs but, more importantly, because of the time it takes that could be spent enjoying travel, doing cool things, and connecting with interesting people. This article will present some bizarre memory systems, life hacks, and uncommon yet practical solutions for not losing your valuable stuff while traveling. I was a digital nomad for over five years, traveled to over 20 countries, and have lost almost NOTHING thanks to the lifehacks detailed here. https://odysee.com/Digital-Nomad-Travel-Flashby:5e03519c5ffa417894580827824eae47cc7f88ee?src=embed&embedable=true Consistency of Placement The most common sense (yet uncommonly practiced) solution to not losing your stuff is simple: keep your things in the same place. One of the biggest reasons people lose things, temporarily and permanently, is that they leave them in new places because of convenience or absentmindedness. You are rushing to meet friends for dinner, so you leave your shaver in the hostel bathroom, or you are exhausted after a long flight, so you fall asleep with your laptop on your bed. Resist this temptation, and create a system for keeping your stuff in the same place. Here are a few practical examples: My passport - Goes in the back internal zipper container of my backpack or my left pocket next to my wallet. My earphones - Go under my pillowcase while I'm sleeping or wrapped around my phone in my pocket. My fancy fedora - Goes under my bed behind my toiletries case. My laptop - Goes in my backpack under my bed or in a safe box. My USB cables - Goes next to my underwear compartment in my luggage. Using Bizarre Memory Associations While traveling, inevitably you are going to leave your things in completely new places... Your hotel room is not quite ready, so you leave your travel bag with reception. You leave your phone on the table while getting sushi with friends. You are couch-surfing, and the only power outlet to charge your iPad is in some strange corner of your host's house. When you are leaving your stuff in novel locations, I suggest using the highly effective, millenniums-old method of bizarre memory associations: create a ridiculous visualization between your thing (fancy hat, passport, laptop, fluffy handcuffs, whatever...) and the new place you leave it. When forming your bizarre associations, I recommend using these five elements: Substitution Out of Proportion Action or Violence Multiplication Sexiness (If you are like me, your private thoughts tend to be dirty more often than not. So by all means, feel free to make absurd associations sexual - it certainly helps to make them more bizarre!) The first couple of times you use absurd memory associations, it will take some creative energy and make you feel a little odd, but soon, it becomes easy and fun. Here are a few examples: Item: Shampoo Location: In your friend's flat's shower Bizarre Association: Imagine a giant 20-foot-tall version of your shampoo bottle squirting shampoo on your friend while in the shower. Item: Your water-purifying tin water bottle Location: In the hammock near the volleyball court at the hostel. Bizarre Association: Hammock... Think of a guy playing volleyball while wearing a 'banana hammock' (European style men's underwear), with your metal water bottle sticking out of his banana hammock (weird, right! That's what makes it a great, memorable association) Item: Your iPhone Location: Charging in the center console of your host's Honda Accord. Bizarre Association: Imagine that your iPhone has an App that can shoot out a giant bolt of lightning, and you blow up your friend's car with the bolt of lightning. If you don't have much time: Sometimes, you are in a major hurry and don't have the time or inclination to make up an elaborately weird visualization, in these situations just imagine that your thing is plunging deeply into whatever or wherever you are leaving it. For example: If you leave your backpack on your hostel bed, imagine it sinking into the bed. If you leave your food plate on the table in the social area, imagine it weighing thousands of pounds and breaking the table. If you leave your beer on the bar when you go to the bathroom, imagine it sinking into the bar and the beer spilling all over the place. Create Perceived Social Repercussions With Potential Thieves In a lot of lower-income countries, taking advantage of tourists is a national pastime. Indeed, in Asia, there is a prevalent philosophy in the business world (which has consequently trickled down to a variety of street hustlers) that if you can take advantage of someone for a profit, you should, since you are ultimately teaching them a valuable lesson. As far as I can tell, the strongest deterrent to this is social repercussions, creating the impression that screwing you will result in them being ostracized by their immediate community. Longevity of your stay: The last thing you want to tell a potential thief or hustler is that you don't know anyone in town and will be gone in a few days. People are less likely to screw you if they think they are going to be seeing you again. So, emphasize that you are interested in becoming part of the community. When I meet locals in a new town, I tell them how I am interested in expanding my small business into their part of the world, I mention clients, non-profits, and projects that I have worked with in nearby countries or cities. If I am leaving soon, I mention that I liked their town and will be returning at some point for a more long-term stay, to rent an apartment, or bring a big group of friends to party. Name drop: Anytime I arrive in a new town, I make an effort to befriend or at least meet some high-profile locals: hostel operators, local musicians, tour company operators, bar owners, nightclub promoters, etc - anyone in the business of knowing a lot of people. As you meet new people, name-drop these local celebrities like a Hollywood PR agent, creating the impression that while new in town, you are not someone to be messed with. Beware of Buses Keep a careful eye on your things while rolling in these lumbering beasts of steel, glass, and rubber. Whether it's dropping your electronics through the seat cracks, pickpockets on crowded chicken buses, or forgetting your bag in a moment of absentmindedness after a long ride, buses are a place worthy of your vigilance. Don't drift off to sleep with your electronics resting on your lap; put them in your pockets. Don't place your backpack in the overhead storage. Hold your backpack on your lap. Beware of Coffee Shops How often have you had this absurd conversation with a complete stranger in a coffee shop...? Them: Hey I'm going use the restroom real quick can you please keep an eye on my laptop? You: Yeah, sure. This conversation is useless unless you are just using it as a pickup line or icebreaker (which it works great for!). Is a stranger going to put themselves in the path of bodily harm to protect your expensive stuff from a petty street criminal who spies your laptop through the window of a cafe? Very doubtful. Don't leave your laptop or electronics unattended at a coffee shop with strangers, even if you manage to find the perfect cafe. Beware of Dorms Many travelers delude themselves into believing that we live in a fantasy land where all other travelers are well-meaning and altruistic. The reality is that hostel dorms are some of the cheapest accommodations in any given city, and no kind of background check is run on the people sleeping mere meters from you. The majority of people traveling would never do you any harm, but don't be the naive traveler who leaves their laptop out on their bed or their wallet in plain sight, unattended in the dorm room. Beware of Laundry Ladies Many travelers elect to have the help do their laundry for them. Budget hostel laundry rooms are a sure place of disorganization; how much care do you think the minimum wage-earning employees are taking with your dirty laundry? Whenever you get your laundry back, make sure to check that all items are present. Misdirect Potential Thieves One of the top concerns of small-time criminals is the speed of execution; they don't want to spend more than a few seconds mugging you, grabbing your backpack, or looking for a target of opportunity in a dorm room. Here are two ways of misdirecting them... Don't keep all your money in one pocket when you go out on the town at night. Keep the majority of your money in a money clip in a second pocket. Leave just a few bucks in your wallet, if you get mugged just offer up what's in your wallet. In your backpack, put your expensive electronics, wallet, and passport under your smelly socks. Get Luggage Locks For less than $20, you can get two TSA-compliant luggage locks to dissuade thieves from opening your bags. Bring Two Phones Acquire a second phone, a throwaway that you don't care about if you lose it. A lot of times, you can buy a second-hand Android phone for less than $50 or a feature phone (a dumb phone with old-fashioned buttons) for even cheaper at an electronics store abroad. Resist the temptation to status signal with your fancy smartphone in dodgy countries. When going out to socialize, take the cheapo phone with you so you can... Check Google Maps Make calls Collect people's contact info (when you meet the love of your life on a dance floor somewhere exotic) Take blurry nightlife photos Check your social media or email via wifi while out and about ...without worrying about losing your valuable phone. Use a Portable Battery Charger One of the most common ways people lose their valuable electronics is while charging them. You leave your iPhone charging on your bed while you sleep, or you leave your phone charging next to a friendly stranger in a common room - stop doing this! Many a traveler has lost their valuables this way. A convenient solution to this is a universal portable battery charger, which holds a much larger charge than your smartphone or tablet. When you need to charge your devices, put them in your backpack or a locker with the portable battery. A portable battery can also be a real lifesaver on those +8-hour bus rides when your devices die in the middle of your favorite movie. Talk about convenience and safety! While Drinking Whether at home or abroad, your chances of losing your stuff increase drastically when you're boozing. The solution to this is preparation; avoid taking your valuable stuff out with you (see the suggestions above). You'll also find that if you practice the first suggestion of the article, consistency of placement, you train the drunk version of you to take better care of your stuff. Using bizarre memory systems is surprisingly effective and fun while slightly intoxicated if you are bold enough to tell your drinking companions about them! Furry Handcuffs If you don't have furry handcuffs, get some ASAP; here's why... When you leave your luggage unattended in your dorm room or another location, handcuff it to something immovable so would-be thieves can't grab it and run. Obviously, luggage locks are a good idea to accompany your kinky luggage. If you find yourself tortured by mosquito bites, which you can't stop yourself from itching at night, handcuff yourself so you can't! Inevitably, you'll find some other interesting uses for furry handcuffs on the road. What are you waiting for? Get some furry handcuffs! May mischief find you and misfortune avoid you! The traveler's trail is a boulevard of tragic stories of lost iPhones, Android devices that ( like in their clever commercials ) grew legs and ran away, pilfered ergonomic headphones, stolen laptops, absentee underwear, and, most seriously, misplaced passports. like in their clever commercials Losing your stuff while traveling sucks, not only because of the inconvenience, stress, and replacement costs but, more importantly, because of the time it takes that could be spent enjoying travel, doing cool things, and connecting with interesting people. This article will present some bizarre memory systems, life hacks, and uncommon yet practical solutions for not losing your valuable stuff while traveling. I was a digital nomad for over five years, traveled to over 20 countries, and have lost almost NOTHING thanks to the lifehacks detailed here . I was a digital nomad for over five years, traveled to over 20 countries, and have lost almost NOTHING thanks to the lifehacks detailed here https://odysee.com/Digital-Nomad-Travel-Flashby:5e03519c5ffa417894580827824eae47cc7f88ee?src=embed&embedable=true https://odysee.com/Digital-Nomad-Travel-Flashby:5e03519c5ffa417894580827824eae47cc7f88ee?src=embed&embedable=true Consistency of Placement Consistency of Placement The most common sense (yet uncommonly practiced) solution to not losing your stuff is simple: keep your things in the same place . One of the biggest reasons people lose things, temporarily and permanently, is that they leave them in new places because of convenience or absentmindedness. keep your things in the same place You are rushing to meet friends for dinner, so you leave your shaver in the hostel bathroom, or you are exhausted after a long flight, so you fall asleep with your laptop on your bed. Resist this temptation, and create a system for keeping your stuff in the same place. Here are a few practical examples: My passport - Goes in the back internal zipper container of my backpack or my left pocket next to my wallet. My passport - Goes in the back internal zipper container of my backpack or my left pocket next to my wallet. My passport My earphones - Go under my pillowcase while I'm sleeping or wrapped around my phone in my pocket. My earphones - Go under my pillowcase while I'm sleeping or wrapped around my phone in my pocket. My earphones My fancy fedora - Goes under my bed behind my toiletries case. My fancy fedora - Goes under my bed behind my toiletries case. My fancy fedora My laptop - Goes in my backpack under my bed or in a safe box. My laptop - Goes in my backpack under my bed or in a safe box. My laptop My USB cables - Goes next to my underwear compartment in my luggage. My USB cables - Goes next to my underwear compartment in my luggage. My USB cables Using Bizarre Memory Associations Using Bizarre Memory Associations While traveling, inevitably you are going to leave your things in completely new places... Your hotel room is not quite ready, so you leave your travel bag with reception. Your hotel room is not quite ready, so you leave your travel bag with reception. You leave your phone on the table while getting sushi with friends. You leave your phone on the table while getting sushi with friends. You are couch-surfing, and the only power outlet to charge your iPad is in some strange corner of your host's house. You are couch-surfing, and the only power outlet to charge your iPad is in some strange corner of your host's house. When you are leaving your stuff in novel locations, I suggest using the highly effective, millenniums-old method of bizarre memory associations: create a ridiculous visualization between your thing (fancy hat, passport, laptop, fluffy handcuffs, whatever...) and the new place you leave it . When forming your bizarre associations, I recommend using these five elements: create a ridiculous visualization between your thing (fancy hat, passport, laptop, fluffy handcuffs, whatever...) and the new place you leave it Substitution Out of Proportion Action or Violence Multiplication Sexiness (If you are like me, your private thoughts tend to be dirty more often than not. So by all means, feel free to make absurd associations sexual - it certainly helps to make them more bizarre!) Substitution Out of Proportion Action or Violence Multiplication Sexiness (If you are like me, your private thoughts tend to be dirty more often than not. So by all means, feel free to make absurd associations sexual - it certainly helps to make them more bizarre!) The first couple of times you use absurd memory associations, it will take some creative energy and make you feel a little odd, but soon, it becomes easy and fun. Here are a few examples: Item : Shampoo Item Location : In your friend's flat's shower Location Bizarre Association : Imagine a giant 20-foot-tall version of your shampoo bottle squirting shampoo on your friend while in the shower. Bizarre Association Imagine a giant 20-foot-tall version of your shampoo bottle squirting shampoo on your friend while in the shower. Item : Your water-purifying tin water bottle Item Location : In the hammock near the volleyball court at the hostel. Location Bizarre Association : Hammock... Think of a guy playing volleyball while wearing a 'banana hammock' (European style men's underwear), with your metal water bottle sticking out of his banana hammock (weird, right! That's what makes it a great, memorable association) Bizarre Association Hammock... Think of a guy playing volleyball while wearing a 'banana hammock' (European style men's underwear), with your metal water bottle sticking out of his banana hammock Item : Your iPhone Item Location : Charging in the center console of your host's Honda Accord. Location Bizarre Association : Imagine that your iPhone has an App that can shoot out a giant bolt of lightning, and you blow up your friend's car with the bolt of lightning. Bizarre Association Imagine that your iPhone has an App that can shoot out a giant bolt of lightning, and you blow up your friend's car with the bolt of lightning. If you don't have much time : Sometimes, you are in a major hurry and don't have the time or inclination to make up an elaborately weird visualization, in these situations just imagine that your thing is plunging deeply into whatever or wherever you are leaving it. For example: If you don't have much time If you leave your backpack on your hostel bed, imagine it sinking into the bed. If you leave your backpack on your hostel bed, imagine it sinking into the bed. If you leave your food plate on the table in the social area, imagine it weighing thousands of pounds and breaking the table. If you leave your food plate on the table in the social area, imagine it weighing thousands of pounds and breaking the table. If you leave your beer on the bar when you go to the bathroom, imagine it sinking into the bar and the beer spilling all over the place. If you leave your beer on the bar when you go to the bathroom, imagine it sinking into the bar and the beer spilling all over the place. Create Perceived Social Repercussions With Potential Thieves Create Perceived Social Repercussions With Potential Thieves In a lot of lower-income countries, taking advantage of tourists is a national pastime. Indeed, in Asia, there is a prevalent philosophy in the business world (which has consequently trickled down to a variety of street hustlers) that if you can take advantage of someone for a profit, you should, since you are ultimately teaching them a valuable lesson. should, As far as I can tell, the strongest deterrent to this is social repercussions , creating the impression that screwing you will result in them being ostracized by their immediate community. social repercussions Longevity of your stay : The last thing you want to tell a potential thief or hustler is that you don't know anyone in town and will be gone in a few days. People are less likely to screw you if they think they are going to be seeing you again. So, emphasize that you are interested in becoming part of the community. When I meet locals in a new town, I tell them how I am interested in expanding my small business into their part of the world, I mention clients, non-profits, and projects that I have worked with in nearby countries or cities. Longevity of your stay If I am leaving soon, I mention that I liked their town and will be returning at some point for a more long-term stay, to rent an apartment, or bring a big group of friends to party. Name drop : Anytime I arrive in a new town, I make an effort to befriend or at least meet some high-profile locals: hostel operators, local musicians, tour company operators, bar owners, nightclub promoters, etc - anyone in the business of knowing a lot of people . As you meet new people, name-drop these local celebrities like a Hollywood PR agent, creating the impression that while new in town, you are not someone to be messed with. Name drop the business of knowing a lot of people Beware of Buses Beware of Buses Keep a careful eye on your things while rolling in these lumbering beasts of steel, glass, and rubber. Whether it's dropping your electronics through the seat cracks, pickpockets on crowded chicken buses, or forgetting your bag in a moment of absentmindedness after a long ride, buses are a place worthy of your vigilance. Don't drift off to sleep with your electronics resting on your lap; put them in your pockets. Don't place your backpack in the overhead storage. Hold your backpack on your lap. Don't drift off to sleep with your electronics resting on your lap; put them in your pockets. Don't place your backpack in the overhead storage. Hold your backpack on your lap. Beware of Coffee Shops Beware of Coffee Shops How often have you had this absurd conversation with a complete stranger in a coffee shop...? Them: Hey I'm going use the restroom real quick can you please keep an eye on my laptop? You: Yeah, sure. Them: Hey I'm going use the restroom real quick can you please keep an eye on my laptop? Hey I'm going use the restroom real quick can you please keep an eye on my laptop? You: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. This conversation is useless unless you are just using it as a pickup line or icebreaker (which it works great for!). Is a stranger going to put themselves in the path of bodily harm to protect your expensive stuff from a petty street criminal who spies your laptop through the window of a cafe? Very doubtful. Don't leave your laptop or electronics unattended at a coffee shop with strangers, even if you manage to find the perfect cafe . the perfect cafe the perfect cafe Beware of Dorms Beware of Dorms Many travelers delude themselves into believing that we live in a fantasy land where all other travelers are well-meaning and altruistic. The reality is that hostel dorms are some of the cheapest accommodations in any given city, and no kind of background check is run on the people sleeping mere meters from you. The majority of people traveling would never do you any harm, but don't be the naive traveler who leaves their laptop out on their bed or their wallet in plain sight, unattended in the dorm room. Beware of Laundry Ladies Beware of Laundry Ladies Many travelers elect to have the help do their laundry for them. Budget hostel laundry rooms are a sure place of disorganization; how much care do you think the minimum wage-earning employees are taking with your dirty laundry? Whenever you get your laundry back, make sure to check that all items are present. the help Misdirect Potential Thieves Misdirect Potential Thieves One of the top concerns of small-time criminals is the speed of execution ; they don't want to spend more than a few seconds mugging you, grabbing your backpack, or looking for a target of opportunity in a dorm room. Here are two ways of misdirecting them... speed of execution Don't keep all your money in one pocket when you go out on the town at night. Keep the majority of your money in a money clip in a second pocket. Leave just a few bucks in your wallet, if you get mugged just offer up what's in your wallet. Don't keep all your money in one pocket when you go out on the town at night. Keep the majority of your money in a money clip in a second pocket. Leave just a few bucks in your wallet, if you get mugged just offer up what's in your wallet. In your backpack, put your expensive electronics, wallet, and passport under your smelly socks. In your backpack, put your expensive electronics, wallet, and passport under your smelly socks. Get Luggage Locks Get Luggage Locks For less than $20, you can get two TSA-compliant luggage locks to dissuade thieves from opening your bags. $20, you can get two TSA-compliant luggage locks Bring Two Phones Bring Two Phones Acquire a second phone, a throwaway that you don't care about if you lose it. A lot of times, you can buy a second-hand Android phone for less than $50 or a feature phone (a dumb phone with old-fashioned buttons) for even cheaper at an electronics store abroad. Resist the temptation to status signal with your fancy smartphone in dodgy countries. When going out to socialize, take the cheapo phone with you so you can... throwaway Android phone for less than $50 feature phone dumb status signal Check Google Maps Make calls Collect people's contact info (when you meet the love of your life on a dance floor somewhere exotic) Take blurry nightlife photos Check your social media or email via wifi while out and about Check Google Maps Make calls Collect people's contact info ( when you meet the love of your life on a dance floor somewhere exotic ) when you meet the love of your life on a dance floor somewhere exotic Take blurry nightlife photos Check your social media or email via wifi while out and about ...without worrying about losing your valuable phone. Use a Portable Battery Charger Use a Portable Battery Charger One of the most common ways people lose their valuable electronics is while charging them . You leave your iPhone charging on your bed while you sleep, or you leave your phone charging next to a friendly stranger in a common room - stop doing this! One of the most common ways people lose their valuable electronics is while charging them stop doing this! Many a traveler has lost their valuables this way. A convenient solution to this is a universal portable battery charger, which holds a much larger charge than your smartphone or tablet. When you need to charge your devices, put them in your backpack or a locker with the portable battery. A portable battery can also be a real lifesaver on those +8-hour bus rides when your devices die in the middle of your favorite movie. Talk about convenience and safety! universal While Drinking While Drinking Whether at home or abroad, your chances of losing your stuff increase drastically when you're boozing . The solution to this is preparation; avoid taking your valuable stuff out with you (see the suggestions above). You'll also find that if you practice the first suggestion of the article, consistency of placement, you train the drunk version of you to take better care of your stuff. Whether at home or abroad, your chances of losing your stuff increase drastically when you're boozing train Using bizarre memory systems is surprisingly effective and fun while slightly intoxicated if you are bold enough to tell your drinking companions about them! Furry Handcuffs Furry Handcuffs If you don't have furry handcuffs, get some ASAP; here's why... When you leave your luggage unattended in your dorm room or another location, handcuff it to something immovable so would-be thieves can't grab it and run. Obviously, luggage locks are a good idea to accompany your kinky luggage. When you leave your luggage unattended in your dorm room or another location, handcuff it to something immovable so would-be thieves can't grab it and run. Obviously, luggage locks are a good idea to accompany your kinky luggage. If you find yourself tortured by mosquito bites, which you can't stop yourself from itching at night, handcuff yourself so you can't! If you find yourself tortured by mosquito bites, which you can't stop yourself from itching at night, handcuff yourself so you can't! Inevitably, you'll find some other interesting uses for furry handcuffs on the road. Inevitably, you'll find some other interesting uses for furry handcuffs on the road. What are you waiting for? Get some furry handcuffs ! furry handcuffs May mischief find you and misfortune avoid you! May mischief find you and misfortune avoid you!