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<a href="https://a.ref.sh/Facebook_Zuckerberg_5_Pillars" target="_blank"><em>Facebook’s 5 pillars</em></a><em> will save you from yourswlf. Soon enough, naysayers shall relinquish their rights, because what were just features will soon become requirements of our multinational, digital state. Our fully autonomous publics relations department shall be releasing a press release regarding the imminent roll out tomorrow. Lookout for an automated press release from the our Press Release page, which is fully automated thanks to our fully autonomous marketing department.</em>