Move fast and break things. Move fast and ship an incomplete, untested, partially broken thing. Move fast and ship hot fixes for said thing. Move to React and break everything. front-end Move into as acquisition approved, sign things. cruise-control Move into new office and break things. Move fast and break one part of a monolithic thing. Move fastish and break a few lesser important things. Move into a ‘more strategic role’ and use the wheely whiteboard thing. Move to cash out your option things. Move into a new house and hire movers who break things. Move through 30 rounds of approval to kick-off a project to investigate whether this may or may not break anything. Move fast and unbreak a thing that never really worked but we put on the website anyway. Move your four monitors into a new configuration and break nothing. Move teams as part of a corporate reshuffle thing. Move this discussion offline and take a break from this thing. Move up the ladder and pick up a ridiculous compensation package with generous 401k matching, healthcare and an employee stock purchase plan thing. Move at a similar speed and direction to the competitors and almost break into mild sweat about this thing. Move to a teleconferencing suite because apparently that’s a thing. Move nothing and still somehow break into a new job title and tax-bracket thing. Constant fucking meetings and no break for anything. Just want to motherfucking break something. Move behind the competition. Is taking a break a thing? Still no movement on what to break. Can’t we just do something? Moved to tears. Try not to be broken by this thing.
