Move fast and break things.
Move fast and ship an incomplete, untested, partially broken thing.
Move fast and ship hot fixes for said thing.
Move front-end to React and break everything.
Move into cruise-control as acquisition approved, sign things.
Move into new office and break things.
Move fast and break one part of a monolithic thing.
Move fastish and break a few lesser important things.
Move into a ‘more strategic role’ and use the wheely whiteboard thing.
Move to cash out your option things.
Move into a new house and hire movers who break things.
Move through 30 rounds of approval to kick-off a project to investigate whether this may or may not break anything.
Move fast and unbreak a thing that never really worked but we put on the website anyway.
Move your four monitors into a new configuration and break nothing.
Move teams as part of a corporate reshuffle thing.
Move this discussion offline and take a break from this thing.
Move up the ladder and pick up a ridiculous compensation package with generous 401k matching, healthcare and an employee stock purchase plan thing.
Move at a similar speed and direction to the competitors and almost break into mild sweat about this thing.
Move to a teleconferencing suite because apparently that’s a thing.
Move nothing and still somehow break into a new job title and tax-bracket thing.
Constant fucking meetings and no break for anything.
Just want to motherfucking break something.
Move behind the competition. Is taking a break a thing?
Still no movement on what to break. Can’t we just do something?
Moved to tears. Try not to be broken by this thing.