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You hear the sound of an alarm clock. The first thing you see after you wake up is a notification. The entire user base of your WordPress* app has leaked into Darknet. According to <a href="https://www.cossacklabs.com/blog/gdpr-for-engineers.html" target="_blank">GDPR</a>, you’re both <a href="https://www.gdpreu.org/the-regulation/key-concepts/data-controllers-and-processors/" target="_blank">data controller and processor</a> so now you’re facing a number of fines and court hearings. Not fun at all.