Too Long; Didn't Read
In this somewhat satirical bonus <a href="http://www.samjarman.co.nz/diaries" target="_blank"><em>Junior Dev Diaries</em></a><em> </em>post, I want to cover office/tech/workplace jargon and terms. Most of these were completely new to me, and too often now I find myself using them fluently, and for that, I hate myself.