Common behaviors of a Startup Founderby@startuplifesatire

Common behaviors of a Startup Founder

by Startup Life SatireJanuary 27th, 2016
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  • The Paleo Diet.
  • Cross-fit or SoulCycle like once a week and then feeling really good about their life choices.
  • Working during sleeping hours.
  • Napping during working hours.
  • Sending each other uplifting techcrunch articles
  • “Instagram does it this way… but wait Slack does it that way_._ Ughh no”
  • Wondering, who are we? What do we do? every 12 minutes
  • Bullshitting themselves and everyone around them until everybody starts believing it and they raise 40 million dollars

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