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Coder Coder Jackson was fresh off the Virgin Martian Express. He wanted to get down to Earth as soon as possible. The SpaceX shuttle was the quickest way to do that. Jackson yearned for a feeling he had never known. He was not afraid of hard work. He knew enough about hard work to know the lunar mines were definitely an option. Jackson would need to make enough money to survive for a week in the unforgiving environment of Blue Origin Base. He would be given food and shelter, but also be immediately put to work in the lunar gold mines.