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The `this` parameter in JavaScript is like that oddly concealed obstacle on a path that keeps tripping people. For the JavaScript beginner, it is often a thing of much unclarity. For many a fairly-seasoned developer, it's one of those things they've figured out how to use but have never truly understood. By the end of this article, you should have gotten the insight needed to forever dispel any uncertainty you may have on `this' subject matter.