Too Long; Didn't Read
You can’t even stare at the wall in front of you while using the john at a baseball game anymore without some sort of branded contest slapping you in the face. While this has become a common occurrence through digital media channels to gain engagement and leads, you still have to weigh if dropping your phone in a small pool of piss is worth the two free hot dogs and Coke you may or may not win. On the bright side, you just won 38 emails a day about a bunch of products and services that have absolutely nothing to do with your lifestyle.