Too Long; Didn't Read
When I started <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/learning" target="_blank">learning</a> about <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/startups" target="_blank">startups</a> and venture capital, I was dazed by the inane set of vocabulary used to label separate tranches of funding. Years later, the system has degraded to the point of near uselessness.