A Malaprop PseudoBiographical Sketch This is intended as satirical comedy In the Theater of the Grotesque and the Absurd There is a Playboy So we have heard Who says we can believe his every word. Born the scion of an indigent emeral miner His Father sold the jewels to help his plucky son escape to the West Where the lad’s talents at card games Helped him become wealthy playing with them. He sold his house of cards and started Space Exploration (SpaceX) Corporation. And started pitching for shots to Mars. Not every launch was successful, it’s a risky business. But to his credit they have a pretty good track record. So maybe we’ll have a base on Mars. Perhaps we can hope for space As a peaceful conflict free place. All of this put Elon in the predicament of what to do with these scads of money that were in his way. Ever a fan of cars as toys for boys, he met the founders of Tesla at a space geeks meeting. And Elon was well aware that Tesla had won the West. Elon favors the Pave America Program where every open space is dedicated to asphalt and concrete farming. Yet the lad can sell some cars. They can scarce keep up with demand. The future is the Tesla Tesla. And Teslas everywhere you look! Looks like he has that pretty well tied up. Amid all that he began to tunnel across the USA. Elon was always a social kind of a guy He does alright in parties large and small Always an advoate for free speech He was concerned with limitations imposed by social media As a man of means with lots of beans the solution was obvious. Buy the bird. However there were dietary issues and the Bird about went tits up. So Elon has loosened those ties that the Bird might yet survive its dive. Elon has always had a soft spot for animals Of every political stripe But there’s a special place for Doge And some room for Pepe. So though he has lots of power the iron man rusts in the shower Yet listen to what he has to say. Maybe we’ll get to space one day. And Elon clones will overrun the Galaxy. Well hope you enjoyed this babble speak, or is it Babel Speak? As always Comments, Criticisms, and Suggestions are welcome. It’d be a GREAT day for Peace on Earth too. Thanks for reading!

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