Too Long; Didn't Read
<span>T</span>here’s this game called <a href="https://hackernoon.com/r/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAge_of_Empires_III" target="_blank">Age of Empires III</a> which involves picking a map, building one’s empire, and destroying the opponents’ with our armies. Now, once I start playing this game, it will take a <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/miracle" target="_blank">miracle</a> for me to stop in less than six hours. This is a demonstrated fact, and has often been a source of colossal frustration to my parents in the past. They’re not against <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/gaming" target="_blank">gaming</a>, it’s just that I don’t eat when I’m playing — something which never makes a GI tract happy.