Stolen Brains
Too Long; Didn't Read
Dr. Bird, scientific sleuth extraordinary, goes after a sinister stealer of brains.
"I hope, Carnes," said Dr. Bird, "that we get good fishing."
"Good fishing? Will you please tell me what you are talking about?"
"I am talking about fishing, old dear. Have you seen the evening paper?"
"No. What's that got to do with it?"