Too Long; Didn't Read
You already know about the “gentle pings” and “taking conversations offline.” After my <a href="https://hackernoon.com/shit-product-managers-say-translated-1628d08aa7dd" target="_blank">Shit Product Managers Say, Translated</a> article went viral, and my <a href="https://hackernoon.com/shit-programmers-say-translated-946849c2fbd4" target="_blank">Shit Programmers Say</a> article was republished by <a href="https://thenextweb.com/syndication/2018/02/21/shit-programmers-say-decoded/" target="_blank">The Next Web</a>, I decided to write this follow-up, with even more classic PM phrases.