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Murphy’s law is commonly quoted as, “Anything that can go wrong, will.” The pedants among us will know that this is not, in fact, Murphy’s law. It’s Finagle’s law. Or Sod’s law. Murphy’s actual law is better stated as, “If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it that way.”