Too Long; Didn't Read
One day when I was eighteen, I was sitting in a little lecture theatre with twenty-nine other boys. It was the first morning of our computer science degree at Melbourne Uni. A man — gaunt, a bit haggard — walked in, stood at the lectern, scanned our faces, heaved a big sigh and said “<a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/learn" target="_blank">Learn</a> to type. Learn vim.” He started to say something else, but then just shook his head and walked out of the room. We only found out much later that he was the head of the department.