Too Long; Didn't Read
Facebook has been the DJ Khaled of the Social Media landscape for the past five years. It’s had the dopest shoes, the best looking women, and the fastest cars. If it ever came across someone with a better version of the aforementioned status symbols, it just threw one of those giant bags with an overly obvious dollar sign plastered on it right at their face. Problem solved. Facebook just struts down the street with its crew of <a href="https://www.whatsapp.com/" target="_blank">Whatsapp</a>, <a href="https://www.oculus.com/" target="_blank">Oculos</a>, and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/" target="_blank">Instagram</a> kissing babies and high-fiving everything around it.