Too Long; Didn't Read
"Javascript: The Definitive Guide" is out of print printable. The book's author says he's had enough of CSS's insolence. He says CSS is an inelegant language with performance issues, concurrency issues and an ill-conceived concurrency model. The author says CSS was there for you back when your precious CSS would shit the bed at the mere mention of vertical centering, and deserted me faster than you could type "display:flex;" CSS is not a design flaw. It's me trying to tell you, "You need to quit your dumb job"