Hackernoon logoI'll pick up the check - from space! by@retiredjeffbezos

I'll pick up the check - from space!

Jeff Bezos has created a new account on HackerNoon to find love. Bezos says he's single and ready to mingle. Bezos: "It's Jeffy's time to shine! I'm gonna do things for me. Enough of this customer-centric hogwash" Bezos: It's time for Bezos to shine. DMs open. Bezos: I'm looking for love. I've created this account to find my own love. It's the first time I've done so so far.
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@retiredjeffbezosRetired Jeff Bezos

single and ready to mingle. i'll pickup the check - from space!

Everyone is all like, don't come back from space Jeff, but let me you tell you something, I am single and ready to mingle.

In the beginning, no one thought Amazon could sell books online or become the most dominant ecommerce store of the Western world, but here we are.

It took a lot of work! But now is Jeffy's time. Finally. I'm gonna do things for me. Enough of this customer-centric hogwash, it's Jeffy's time to shine!

Hello world! I've created this account on HackerNoon to find love.

DMs open.

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