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I Want to Know How Tall Everyone is Since We are a Remote Company

This Slogging thread occurred in hackernoon's official #random channel, and has been edited for readability. #SloggingBeta is a Slack channel, but the channel is more focused on the social networking site's Slack channel. The thread was started by Amy, Linh, Utsav Jaiswal, Limarc, Arthur, Amy, Natasha, richard-kubina, Hang and Kien. Linh: "I want to know how tall everyone is since we are an Internet/remote company"
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This Slogging thread by Amy, Linh, Utsav Jaiswal, Limarc, Arthur, Natasha, richard-kubina, Hang and Kien occurred in hackernoon's official #random channel, and has been edited for readability.

AmyMar 14, 2021, 4:22 PM

I want to know how tall everyone is since we are an Internet/remote company ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m 5'3"

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LinhMar 14, 2021, 5:16 PM

It might come as a shock to you....but Iโ€™m just about 5 ft and tinyyyyy

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Utsav JaiswalMar 14, 2021, 5:19 PM

I'm 4' 6"๐Ÿ’ช

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LimarcMar 14, 2021, 6:07 PM

5'9". But once everyone buys an Oculus Quest and meets up in Facebook horizon, we can see each other's heights

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LinhMar 14, 2021, 6:13 PM

That canโ€™t be right Utsav Jaiswal

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LinhMar 14, 2021, 6:13 PM

Limarc you and David same height!

ArthurMar 14, 2021, 6:51 PM

171sm(very proud of the last santimetr of height)

LinhMar 14, 2021, 7:14 PM

Arthur I know what you mean but you gotta convert for these North Americans :pleading_face:

ArthurMar 14, 2021, 7:15 PM

Linh do you mean in teaspoons?

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ArthurMar 14, 2021, 7:16 PM

ok i got it. will do it at home

AmyMar 14, 2021, 7:17 PM

171cm is 5'6"! (I think)

ArthurMar 14, 2021, 7:19 PM

probably it's cappuccino teaspoons

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NatashaMar 15, 2021, 9:42 AM

LOL Amy what a great question ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm 5'2" (160 cm).

Fun fact: my boyfriend is the most Dutch at a towering 6'7" (201 cm) :shocked_face_with_exploding_head:

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ArthurMar 15, 2021, 12:24 PM

cool genes of bf!

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ArthurMar 15, 2021, 12:28 PM

is it inches or feet?
for me, it's easy to count in display size

LinhMar 15, 2021, 2:07 PM

Natasha we actually googled average heights months ago and Dutch men are tallest in the world at like 6โ€™2 or something!

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richard-kubinaMar 15, 2021, 2:07 PM

5'11"

richard-kubinaMar 15, 2021, 2:08 PM

that's interesting! I had no idea the Dutch were giants

NatashaMar 15, 2021, 2:43 PM

richard-kubina can confirm! most prominent theory last I checked is dairy consumption; personally, my favourite theory however is that it's because a lot of the Netherlands is below sea level, so, from an evolutionary perspective, they're preparing for when the water comes. :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:

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NatashaMar 15, 2021, 2:47 PM

haha Linh you HAVE to come grocery shopping here with me and understand what it feels like to be a literal hobbit

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ArthurMar 15, 2021, 3:09 PM
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ArthurMar 15, 2021, 3:10 PM

this is 100% slogging post

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AmyMar 15, 2021, 4:09 PM

Natasha for some reason I pictured you closer to 5"5'

richard-kubinaMar 15, 2021, 4:15 PM

Amy 171cm is ~5'7.32288" !!!! ๐Ÿค“
googles says 171cm is 5.61024 feet and so .61024 * 12 inches will get Arthur to a lil over 5'7"
and considering he is proud of the extra 1 cm we ought to give report the .32288 extra inch!

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richard-kubinaMar 15, 2021, 4:16 PM

Natasha gains the extra 3 inches in demon form (that is, in zoom meetings)

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AmyMar 15, 2021, 4:16 PM

richard-kubina this is why I am a copywriter/editor ๐Ÿ˜‚ math and conversions = no thank you

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LinhMar 15, 2021, 4:20 PM

so Utsav Jaiswal how tall are you actually though? haha richard-kubina yes i think the rule is in inches you can TOTALLY round up since itโ€™s such an inaccurate system anyway

ArthurMar 15, 2021, 4:21 PM

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Utsav JaiswalMar 15, 2021, 4:26 PM

Physical height - 5'8"
Ego height - 11'11"

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AmyMar 15, 2021, 4:28 PM

Utsav Jaiswal Iโ€™m also mentally operating at around 11'11"

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LinhMar 15, 2021, 4:28 PM

theres a saying in vietnamese (Kien & Hang would know this) khรดng cao nhฦฐng ai cลฉng phแบฃi ngฦฐแป›c nhรฌn that basically describes that phenomenon =))

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HangMar 15, 2021, 4:30 PM

I'm like almost 5.1 LOL so I can't really attend this thread with confidence lmao

LinhMar 15, 2021, 4:31 PM

hey - youโ€™re still taller than me =))

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Utsav JaiswalMar 15, 2021, 4:31 PM

that's why we don't get along so well Amy - we constantly try'na dunk over each other (Shaq vs Yao Ming)

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ArthurMar 15, 2021, 4:36 PM
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AmyMar 15, 2021, 4:36 PM

Utsav Jaiswal Okay you can be 11'11" and Iโ€™ll be 11'10" because Iโ€™m not very good at basketball

HangMar 15, 2021, 4:37 PM

Natasha do invite me over for that grocery shopping. i feel like a literal baby everytime i'm in walmart

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LinhMar 15, 2021, 4:40 PM

Maybe iโ€™ve been here way too long i stopped noticing things like that. although i remember my first time in the US how embarrassing it was to not see myself in the bathroom mirrors. Although, my unpopular opinion is that itโ€™s not bad to be short. I never have any problems sitting in economy seats on planes or fitting myself in any space to sleep =))

KienMar 15, 2021, 4:47 PM

Amy dang we got a conversation starter over here ๐Ÿ˜‚ anyways im just your average 5'7 asian guy :standing_person::standing_person::standing_person:

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HangMar 15, 2021, 4:48 PM

Linh I'm too insecure about it that I can't help noticing lol. however, have to agree on the economy seats or such. ๐Ÿ˜‚

LinhMar 15, 2021, 4:49 PM

Short people unite! Another advantage is I think children and dogs like you more =)))

LinhMar 15, 2021, 4:50 PM

Kien you are taller than chรบ Bรญch aka our tallest family member now =))

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HangMar 15, 2021, 4:52 PM

Linh dogs no. children no either. there is this syndrome i often joke around as "Hang syndrome", meaning all things cute turn un-cute when they meet me

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LinhMar 15, 2021, 4:54 PM

if you are lower to the ground little beings feel less threatened by you no? =))

HangMar 15, 2021, 4:54 PM

Linh kinda but i just don't smile LMAO

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Utsav JaiswalMar 15, 2021, 4:55 PM

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