Eight Tongue in Cheek Founder Resolutions That Will Definitely Work in 2023
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Spend at least 4 hours a day on Twitter, LinkedIn, and Reddit, insisting that my devtool is the best one out there. Follow every single trend and buzzword in the tech industry, even if it means completely changing the direction of my company. Ignore any complaints from my family or friends about neglecting my personal life. Eat nothing but protein bars and energy drinks.