Too Long; Didn't Read
In my <a href="https://medium.com/@bob_parks1/how-not-to-encrypt-a-file-courtesy-of-microsoft-bfadf2b0273d" target="_blank">last post</a> I was clutching my pearls over a 13 year old MSDN article that had the gall to be written by somebody not familiar with the proper usage of cryptographic initialization vectors. Some of my fans were nice enough to point out that in all of my histrionic ranting and raving I forgot to say anything useful, like how you’re <em>actually</em> supposed to encrypt a file.