Too Long; Didn't Read
I was scrolling through <a href="https://www.reddit.com/" target="_blank">4chan</a> as I usually do for investment advice. It’s the premier source of cryptocurrency investment information, after all. They kept shilling this coin, the Chuck E. Cheese token, ran by an anonymous developer team with animal avatars (I guess they’re furries or something; I don’t judge). So of course, as I do with anything they promote, I threw a few hundred thousand dollars into the <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/ico" target="_blank">ICO</a> and did some research a few weeks after spending all of my money. I was not that impressed with what I found out.