TL;DR : Bitcoiners need Rockets. I want to work for Bitcoin Rocketry Inc. I'll sleep on the factory floor. *** No nuke. Nuke is a dirty Word Bitcoin is fixed in supply which is why the concept of Bitcoin Reserves is the hottest cake in the financial world. But the ultimate reserve play is not Bitcoin Reserves. Because more scarce than Bitcoin, other than time, is enough rocket power. To do extra-planetary stuff. And not just rockets. Bitcoin Rockets. Now Bitcoin Rockets have the added advantage that if they accidentally carried a n**e, they'd be n**ing the network. Humans = the network. Bitcoin is allergic to bad press and crashes when it is given. Fiat, it brushes it off. Fiat is pretty dark currency man. A BTC Rocket can't carry n**es and will be checked 2 times before they launch. 10 times. Daily for 1 month before launch. President Trump himself will check it if he has to. So no worries. Rockets allow printing trillions in cash every year without fear So just put the money into rockets. As those rascals ( raccoons ? ) eat money fast. For real gains, not pumping imaginary stock price value. The big play : A Bitcoiners-owned rocket base on mars. With return rockets >= going rockets. In case Bitcoin reaches there. Now that it has passed the moon. It may be SpaceX 2.0. Because SpaceX 1.0 cannot do this. Let’s imagine SpaceX 2.0 builds a fully autonomous rocket launch pad on the moon. One that can return not simply a few soil samples, but anything the Bitcoiners put there. Suddenly, the moon can become a super reserve of oil, gold, and stuff. But here's the kicker. Imagine the moon becomes a place to keep reserve dollars. The new base of the FED. No need to squabble. If you own BTC, you own a piece of Bitcoin Rocketry Inc, hence a piece of the machinery backing the FED's moon treasury. And the Euro's, Yen's, Yuan's, Rand's, UGX's Treasury. A FED moon treasury = 1000x more real jobs including rocket engineering, rocket parts manufacturing, lunar base operations. And I don't see how this lunar fiat would help to fund earth wars when that would jeopardize international collaboration on a scale 1 million times bigger than the international space station (ISS) and the ITER fusion reactor project combined. If money printer go BRRR, why not make that Bitcoin Rapidly Reusable Rockets? (Aside : I'm not shilling fiat, fellow Bitcoiner. I'm thinking of how to make it less “cheap” and shitty. Cheap fiat has been the bane of human financial misery for as long as humans can remember. Aside : I'm not shilling fiat, fellow Bitcoiner. I'm thinking of how to make it less “cheap” and shitty. Cheap fiat has been the bane of human financial misery for as long as humans can remember. Alas, I don't think fiat will go away soon. That's too utopian for me. Alas, I don't think fiat will go away soon. That's too utopian for me. If we disagree on this, I want you to know it is okay. As Saylor says, disagreement on how Bitcoin should work fuels Bitcoin. If we disagree on this, I want you to know it is okay. As Saylor says, disagreement on how Bitcoin should work fuels Bitcoin. Some sell to get food so that others stack. It's a good thing for both. Praxeology! ). Some sell to get food so that others stack. It's a good thing for both. Praxeology! It's Big New Real Estate. Available for all to own a stake in. All you need is to own one satoshi. Now that is tokenized real estate I can trust. And they don't have to stop there. They can then reserve anything from; physical Optimus bots that won't compete for my job at McDonald's (crucial to my survival during dips), to VR servers for Meta and friends, rare art like Satoshi’s bust (coz Satoshi  is an alien and his bust needs a worthy home), to our seed phrases, written in space dust. *** We need more SpaceXs powered by Bitcoin The absolute boggle of the mind is how efficient SpaceX is, yet it is not being funded to set up more shops all over the world. And…Elon has privatized SpaceX. I wouldn't feel bad if some of his top engineers quit (before he fired them) to repeat the experiment everywhere else. Like all these AI startups. Say, why aren't SpaceX engineers following in the footsteps of Andrej Karpathy, Illya Sutskever or Mira Murati? Don't they realize Space is the only way to escape this hell hole? Kinda easier to live in with AI, but still. If they need funding, they should ask for it from Bitcoiners. These guys have money, in case ya'll hadn't noticed. $2.562 trillion and climbing. (Oops, it dipped). SpaceX should be bigger than Tesla and AI combined. It only has to open-source everything. Especially to Bitcoiners. It begs repeating. GIVE 👏 BITCOINERS 👏 ROCKETS Because while cars that move fast on their own are swell, and I enjoy talking to ChatGPT and Grok, more access to outerspace is the biggest game ever. Elon, Blaster! We want Blaster irl. Every man with a spaceship. Ready to destroy Bitcoin FUD Machines. Blaster on Bitcoin rails. Don't you forget. Rocket travel = Escape tax hell Bitcoin moves quickly but Bitcoiners and their equipment still crawl to new locations. So while billionaire Bitcoiners can send their wealth halfway around the world, getting to those tax-free havens so they enjoy their coins is a horse ride. Red tape is laid all over the place by the IRS. Because. If only they could hop on a rocket and go. Now that would stop many a tax agent in their tracks. Rocket travel is still sci-fi though, so let's keep this spin to a minimum. Rockets and the ‘To the Moon’ meme Are meant for each other. ‘To the moon’, we all say. And the price has gone up. Alas, we're stuck on this rock. Because daring to do an Elon is risky?? C'mon guys. Satoshi had the b’z to go against govs. Let's actually realize this meme and make a Bitcoiner the first astronaut on the moon. I don't trust that 1969 jazz. Conspiracy theories on Joe Rogan have gotten to me. But incase it was, then it was done using fiat. By one country. Let's do it using Bitcoin and then anybody can feel like they actually went to the moon. Know what, when our Bitcoin astronauts go to the moon, they will broadcast sats to everybody on Earth using tech on the moon. We shall call these Moon Sats. It will be the most wonderful air space drop ever. air It will be a glorious day in human history, and I'll climb a tree if I have to. Capture the signal perfectly. Hand outstretched, as I receive a truly valuable message of our human triumph, on my phone. ***

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