A unique opportunity to make your LinkedIn less boring ------------------------------------------------------ #### For the first time in the history of humanity, you can become CEO of a real-life tech startup by paying a mere $1 a month. _Goodbye, corporate lackey. Hello, Chief Executive Officer._ Hi — my name’s Louis. I’m the founder of [Nudge](http://bit.ly/2gFsVrf), a tech startup that helps you control the time you spend on the internet. 1,800 people use Nudge every day to do things like [switch off addictive sites by default](https://medium.com/@louisbarclay/welcome-to-the-new-version-of-nudge-d65b2c0e56c8), completely [delete their Facebook News Feed](https://extranewsfeed.com/11-reasons-to-delete-your-news-feed-400427b9315e) and more. Nudge has a [4.7 out of 5 star rating](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/nudge/dmhgdnbkjkejeddddlklojinngaideac) on the Chrome Web Store, and is completely free for anyone to use. Unfortunately, the free-to-use model means that Nudge is not exactly bringing in the big bucks, so I don’t have money coming in that I would love to use to make it better. That’s why I’ve taken the unprecedented step of opening up our senior leadership team — specifically, the role of Co-CEO — to absolutely anyone who wants to pay. This is **_the first time in the history of the human race that anyone has mass-marketed the role of CEO._** I know this because I spent 15–20 seconds googling it. Maybe that’s enough to get you to [stroll on over to PayPal and subscribe](https://goo.gl/uvfBqT) to become a Nudge senior exec. But if you still need convincing, here are some more reasons: * Your LinkedIn profile will become 5% sexier and 12% more obnoxious * Like most CEOs, you won’t need to know anything at all about what the company actually does * Nudge recently raised $15.6 in its Series B investment round * You’ll help fund a tool that fights back against the tech giants who are stealing our time and data #### There’s more! Here’s the fully printable certificate I’ll send you via email if you buy the position of Co-CEO\*:  The certificate is fully printable _\*Unfortunately, due to complex technical limitations, it won’t be possible for me to change ‘Your Name’ to your name before sending you the certificate._ And here’s the organisational structure of Nudge, showing how you’ll fit in once you’ve paid:  Technically you’ll be senior to me (which means nothing in reality) #### See you in the boardroom Make sure to subscribe soon, because if we hit maximum capacity of 7 billion Co-CEOs PayPal may ask me to take down the subscription link. _Give this article 50 claps if you want to give this article 50 claps._ #### How to become Co-CEO of Nudge: * Pay via PayPal [here](https://goo.gl/uvfBqT) * Add ‘Co-CEO of Nudge’ to your LinkedIn, along with a description of what Nudge does so that people are impressed by your incredible new job * Optional: Buy a couple of Lambos #### How to download Nudge for free and use addictive websites less: * Go [here](http://bit.ly/2gFsVrf) * To delete your Facebook News Feed: install Nudge, load Facebook, refresh the page and you should see ‘Delete your News Feed’ at the top (try it — I promise it’s blissful) #### How to contribute to Nudge’s open source code base: * Find Nudge on GitHub [here](https://github.com/lgwb89/nudge) and submit a pull request