A unique opportunity to make your LinkedIn less boring
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#### For the first time in the history of humanity, you can become CEO of a real-life tech startup by paying a mere $1 a month.

_Goodbye, corporate lackey. Hello, Chief Executive Officer._

Hi — my name’s Louis. I’m the founder of [Nudge](http://bit.ly/2gFsVrf), a tech startup that helps you control the time you spend on the internet.

1,800 people use Nudge every day to do things like [switch off addictive sites by default](https://medium.com/@louisbarclay/welcome-to-the-new-version-of-nudge-d65b2c0e56c8), completely [delete their Facebook News Feed](https://extranewsfeed.com/11-reasons-to-delete-your-news-feed-400427b9315e) and more. Nudge has a [4.7 out of 5 star rating](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/nudge/dmhgdnbkjkejeddddlklojinngaideac) on the Chrome Web Store, and is completely free for anyone to use.

Unfortunately, the free-to-use model means that Nudge is not exactly bringing in the big bucks, so I don’t have money coming in that I would love to use to make it better.

That’s why I’ve taken the unprecedented step of opening up our senior leadership team — specifically, the role of Co-CEO — to absolutely anyone who wants to pay.

This is **_the first time in the history of the human race that anyone has mass-marketed the role of CEO._** I know this because I spent 15–20 seconds googling it.

Maybe that’s enough to get you to [stroll on over to PayPal and subscribe](https://goo.gl/uvfBqT) to become a Nudge senior exec.

But if you still need convincing, here are some more reasons:

*   Your LinkedIn profile will become 5% sexier and 12% more obnoxious
*   Like most CEOs, you won’t need to know anything at all about what the company actually does
*   Nudge recently raised $15.6 in its Series B investment round
*   You’ll help fund a tool that fights back against the tech giants who are stealing our time and data

#### There’s more!

Here’s the fully printable certificate I’ll send you via email if you buy the position of Co-CEO\*:

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*Yx0XB1b_fare6GsZWJrGfg.png)

The certificate is fully printable

_\*Unfortunately, due to complex technical limitations, it won’t be possible for me to change ‘Your Name’ to your name before sending you the certificate._

And here’s the organisational structure of Nudge, showing how you’ll fit in once you’ve paid:

![](https://hackernoon.com/hn-images/1*dV09ZwI67NW7VcnLXSchmw.png)

Technically you’ll be senior to me (which means nothing in reality)

#### See you in the boardroom

Make sure to subscribe soon, because if we hit maximum capacity of 7 billion Co-CEOs PayPal may ask me to take down the subscription link.

_Give this article 50 claps if you want to give this article 50 claps._

#### How to become Co-CEO of Nudge:

*   Pay via PayPal [here](https://goo.gl/uvfBqT)
*   Add ‘Co-CEO of Nudge’ to your LinkedIn, along with a description of what Nudge does so that people are impressed by your incredible new job
*   Optional: Buy a couple of Lambos

#### How to download Nudge for free and use addictive websites less:

*   Go [here](http://bit.ly/2gFsVrf)
*   To delete your Facebook News Feed: install Nudge, load Facebook, refresh the page and you should see ‘Delete your News Feed’ at the top (try it — I promise it’s blissful)

#### How to contribute to Nudge’s open source code base:

*   Find Nudge on GitHub [here](https://github.com/lgwb89/nudge) and submit a pull request

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