A unique opportunity to make your LinkedIn less boring For the first time in the history of humanity, you can become CEO of a real-life tech startup by paying a mere $1 a month. Goodbye, corporate lackey. Hello, Chief Executive Officer. Hi — my name’s Louis. I’m the founder of , a tech startup that helps you control the time you spend on the internet. Nudge 1,800 people use Nudge every day to do things like , completely and more. Nudge has a on the Chrome Web Store, and is completely free for anyone to use. switch off addictive sites by default delete their Facebook News Feed 4.7 out of 5 star rating Unfortunately, the free-to-use model means that Nudge is not exactly bringing in the big bucks, so I don’t have money coming in that I would love to use to make it better. That’s why I’ve taken the unprecedented step of opening up our senior leadership team — specifically, the role of Co-CEO — to absolutely anyone who wants to pay. This is I know this because I spent 15–20 seconds googling it. the first time in the history of the human race that anyone has mass-marketed the role of CEO. Maybe that’s enough to get you to to become a Nudge senior exec. stroll on over to PayPal and subscribe But if you still need convincing, here are some more reasons: Your LinkedIn profile will become 5% sexier and 12% more obnoxious Like most CEOs, you won’t need to know anything at all about what the company actually does Nudge recently raised $15.6 in its Series B investment round You’ll help fund a tool that fights back against the tech giants who are stealing our time and data There’s more! Here’s the fully printable certificate I’ll send you via email if you buy the position of Co-CEO*: The certificate is fully printable *Unfortunately, due to complex technical limitations, it won’t be possible for me to change ‘Your Name’ to your name before sending you the certificate. And here’s the organisational structure of Nudge, showing how you’ll fit in once you’ve paid: Technically you’ll be senior to me (which means nothing in reality) See you in the boardroom Make sure to subscribe soon, because if we hit maximum capacity of 7 billion Co-CEOs PayPal may ask me to take down the subscription link. Give this article 50 claps if you want to give this article 50 claps. How to become Co-CEO of Nudge: Pay via PayPal here Add ‘Co-CEO of Nudge’ to your LinkedIn, along with a description of what Nudge does so that people are impressed by your incredible new job Optional: Buy a couple of Lambos How to download Nudge for free and use addictive websites less: Go here To delete your Facebook News Feed: install Nudge, load Facebook, refresh the page and you should see ‘Delete your News Feed’ at the top (try it — I promise it’s blissful) How to contribute to Nudge’s open source code base: Find Nudge on GitHub and submit a pull request here
