Become CEO of this sexy startup for just $1 a month by@louisbarclay
Become CEO of this sexy startup for just $1 a month
Originally published by Louis Barclay on July 20th 2018 1,636 reads
The first time in the history of humanity, you can become CEO of a real-life tech startup by paying a mere $1 a month. Nudge is a tech startup that helps you control the time you spend on the internet. 1,800 people use Nudge every day to do things like switch off addictive sites by default, completely delete their Facebook News Feed and more. You’ll help fund a tool that fights back against the tech giants who are stealing our time and data. Your LinkedIn profile will become 5% sexier and 12% more obnoxious.
Unfortunately, the free-to-use model means that Nudge is not exactly bringing in the big bucks, so I don’t have money coming in that I would love to use to make it better.
That’s why I’ve taken the unprecedented step of opening up our senior leadership team — specifically, the role of Co-CEO — to absolutely anyone who wants to pay.
This is the first time in the history of the human race that anyone has mass-marketed the role of CEO. I know this because I spent 15–20 seconds googling it.
But if you still need convincing, here are some more reasons:
Your LinkedIn profile will become 5% sexier and 12% more obnoxious
Like most CEOs, you won’t need to know anything at all about what the company actually does
Nudge recently raised $15.6 in its Series B investment round
You’ll help fund a tool that fights back against the tech giants who are stealing our time and data
There’s more!
Here’s the fully printable certificate I’ll send you via email if you buy the position of Co-CEO*:
The certificate is fully printable
*Unfortunately, due to complex technical limitations, it won’t be possible for me to change ‘Your Name’ to your name before sending you the certificate.
And here’s the organisational structure of Nudge, showing how you’ll fit in once you’ve paid:
Technically you’ll be senior to me (which means nothing in reality)
See you in the boardroom
Make sure to subscribe soon, because if we hit maximum capacity of 7 billion Co-CEOs PayPal may ask me to take down the subscription link.
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To delete your Facebook News Feed: install Nudge, load Facebook, refresh the page and you should see ‘Delete your News Feed’ at the top (try it — I promise it’s blissful)
How to contribute to Nudge’s open source code base:
Find Nudge on GitHub here and submit a pull request