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Amazon’s ‘Buy It Now Bonanza’: The Shoppable Spectacle That’s Out to Make Your Wallet Weepby@bigmao
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Amazon’s ‘Buy It Now Bonanza’: The Shoppable Spectacle That’s Out to Make Your Wallet Weep

by susie liuSeptember 23rd, 2024
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Amazon's upcoming reality show isn't just a knock-off Shark Tank. It's a pretty clever strategy aimed at dominating your future. Here's why it might just work.
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Amazon is back at it again, trying to convince us that mixing retail with reality TV is the future we’ve all been waiting for. Their latest venture, “Buy It Now Bonanza,” launching October 30th, is basically a lovechild of Shark Tank and a hyperactive QVC on espresso shots who’s been blessed by Billy Mays.


Entrepreneurs will strut out onto the stage and pitch their products with the desperation of someone pitching their business in a doomsday bunker for the chance to be featured in a dedicated “Buy It Now” store on Amazon and $20k in cash. The differentiating twist? You, dear viewer, can buy these products live as the show unfolds.

Yep, you’re now part of the equation.

Lauren Anderson, Amazon MGM Studios’ head of brand and content innovation, says the show is “all about giving audiences a glimpse into Amazon’s collaborative process with small businesses”, and “an opportunity for Amazon to showcase how they work with entrepreneurs.”  (So, a nicer way of saying: “Look, we’re not just a digital jungle where products go to get lost!”)


But let’s peel back the glittery PR gloss and see it for what it is: t-commerce (television commerce) on a sugar rush, primed to turn your TV into a 24/7 carnival of consumerism.


Let’s pause for a history lesson. T-commerce isn’t some new-fangled tech bro gimmick; it’s been around since the days when shoulder pads were in fashion and Madonna was still scandalous. It’s just an umbrella term that covers every possible way a person can be seduced into spending money from their couch. Remember QVC? That wasn’t just your grandma’s background noise while she knit itchy scarves.


That and late-night infomercials were the pilgrims of t-commerce, turning casual TV watching into a full-contact sport where the prize was a set of steak knives or a fitness gadget that doubled as a coat rack.


But fast-forward to the 2020s, and t-commerce has had a glow-up, and spawned an offspring known as shoppable TV. The main difference is that shoppable TV refers specifically to when sophisticated tech turns any TV into a virtual checkout lane. Take LG, for example, which integrated a platform called “LG Channels” that allows viewers to click on interactive ads and purchase products directly from their screens.


Then there’s Walmart, which partnered with NBC Universal to launch a shoppable TV experience that transformed shows like Today into seamless shopping opportunities. By scanning a QR code or clicking a button on their remote, viewers could add products to their Walmart cart without ever leaving the couch. It’s a new era where your favorite sitcom can double as a personalized shopping mall—minus the mall walkers and pretzel stands.


But whether it’s calling a number splashed across the screen in a retro cable ad or scanning a QR code while half-watching a reality show, the goal is the same: to turn your TV into a giant, digital impulse-buy button. You see it, you want it, you click it, it’s yours. It’s the lazy shopaholic’s dream—or nightmare, depending on your credit card limit.


And Amazon? They’ve been trying to perfect this blend of entertainment and shopping for years, but with the success of Prime Video and the constant buzzing drone of Alexa in our homes, they’ve finally got the audience hooked. “Buy It Now Bonanza” isn’t their first attempt to turn TV into a digital mall.


Remember those awkward QR codes popping up during shows, urging you to whip out your phone and buy some obscure kitchen gadget? Or that ill-fated Style Code Live that fizzled out in less than a year? Yes, we’ve seen this dance before. But Amazon’s nothing if not persistent, and like a toddler with a bag of sugar, they just keep going.

So why could this be the moment they get it right?

Well, for one thing, it’s not just about shopping—it’s about the spectacle. You’re not being asked to buy a product; you’re being lured into an emotional narrative. You’ll watch an entrepreneur put their heart, soul, and probably a second mortgage on the line, while Amazon executives and Gwyneth Paltrow (because, why not?) decide their fate.


It’s high stakes, it’s drama, and if produced well, it’s the ultimate feel-good (or cringe) binge. And that’s where the genius lies. Because as you’re drawn into the tension and drama, you’ll almost forget that you’re being sold something. Almost.


But the real strategy here is even sneakier. Amazon doesn’t just want your money; they want your future. This show is their latest attempt to reposition themselves not just as a place to find the cheapest toilet paper, but as a destination for discovering the cool, quirky, and innovative.


They’ve been struggling to move from being the “everything store” to the “inspiration store,” but it’s tough to inspire when your algorithm keeps pushing bulk toothpaste.


This show is a bet that by packaging product discovery in the slick, shiny wrapping paper of reality TV, they might finally convince you that they’re more than just an online bazaar.


Yet, despite all the polish, there’s a part of us that wonders: isn’t this just a really, really long ad? But…does that really matter if it’s entertaining enough? Maybe not. Even Bernstein analyst Mark Shmulik quipped, “This feels more elegant than QR codes.”


At the end of the day, if “Buy It Now Bonanza” manages to pull us away from doom-scrolling through social media or pretending to be interested in another AI-generated news article, maybe we’ll forgive Amazon for turning our TVs into a giant checkout screen.


After all, we’ve already given in to binge-watching; is binge-buying really that far behind?


And with that, perhaps it’s refreshing to focus on a piece of tech news that, for once, has nothing to do with AI. Well, unless Alexa decides to join the panel next season.