Mark Twain's Speeches by Mark Twain, is part of the HackerNoon Books Series. You can jump to any chapter in this book . ADVICE TO GIRLS here ADVICE TO GIRLS In 1907 a young girl whom Mr. Clemens met on the steamer
          Minnehaha called him “grandpa,” and he called her his
          granddaughter.  She was attending St. Timothy’s School, at
          Catonsville, Maryland, and Mr. Clemens promised her to see her
          graduate.  He accordingly made the journey from New York on
          June 10, 1909, and delivered a short address. I don’t know what to tell you girls to do. Mr. Martin has told you everything you ought to do, and now I must give you some don’ts. There are three things which come to my mind which I consider excellent advice: First, girls, don’t smoke—that is, don’t smoke to excess. I am seventy-three and a half years old, and have been smoking seventy-three of them. But I never smoke to excess—that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. Second, don’t drink—that is, don’t drink to excess. Third, don’t marry—I mean, to excess. Honesty is the best policy. That is an old proverb; but you don’t want ever to forget it in your journey through life. About HackerNoon Book Series: We bring you the most important technical, scientific, and insightful public domain books. This book is part of the public domain. Mark Twain (2004). Mark Twain's Speeches. Urbana, Illinois: Project Gutenberg. Retrieved October 2022 https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/3188/pg3188-images.html This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at , located at . www.gutenberg.org https://www.gutenberg.org/policy/license.html

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