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Slogging Definition: Publish Remote Watercooler Moments
by David SmookeSeptember 2nd, 2021
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Blockchains are like the spreadsheets that do not have a delete key, and more insights from the HackerNoon team.People Mentioned
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This Slogging thread by David, Linh, Ellen, Hang, Utsav Jaiswal, Bruno Molteni and Sidra Ijaz occurred in hackernoon's official #only-at-hackernoon channel.
The secret to being a good hackernoon employee is steering into your adhd
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Hang Utsav Jaiswal to debate the pros and cons
Ellen
But organize your email tho
You get your hands on all the task but we got nothing done :dead-inside:
Classic ADHD tangent - Wait!! Does that mean I'm a good employee? Nice!!
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YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING that’s going on at the company at the same time you still don’t understand: 1. blockchain 2. metaverse 3.anything that has anything to do with coding.
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Blockchains are like the spreadsheets that do not have a delete key
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classic ADHD case is when you are in a meeting and you reply to Slack threads and answer emails at the same time :savage-joy:
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CLASSIC ADHD: WE MENTIONED HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS out of nowhere in a brand-dashboard meeting :woman-tipping-hand:
(the meeting is still going on, btw)
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attention deficit on this thread is over 9000 :savage-joy:
Ellen
Which meeting was this? Sounds like I should have been there.
It turns out we all have short attention span
And today we learn Bruno looks like Sidra’s younger brother, also during the meeting :savage-joy:
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Ellen
The first step to admitting you have a 'problem,' is organizing your email.
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Bruno Molteni LOL
Sidra Ijaz please send pic ... now I want to know!
Sidra Ijaz
Yes that picture would be perfect for this thread 😂
OH: "David, are you trying to explain the metaverse to me?"
Sidra Ijaz
Bruno Molteni’s Pakistani doppelgänger
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here’s how that convo went:
David: I think we can position HackerNoon Content Management System not as a digital site but a digital economy. You have readers, writers, sponsors, each can do their own things or interact with each other.
Linh: did you just try to explain the metaverse to me or have i been on too many meetings?
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This is Chad:
https://giphy.com/gifs/pixelated-hackernoon-face-x5eCE2eTD6J0mr8OFZ
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This is Chad in a Haunted Mansion:
my emoji game
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When you discover an undocumented technology, you should document it to help the next person looking for it.
Do ADHD symptoms include reacting with irrelevant emojis to a post? asking for a fren
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The only thing that rhymes with orange is sporange, which is a very rare alternative to the fern-like https://www.lexico.com/definition/sporangium.
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Now that you mention it I do want an orange
If you find yourself in the area, buy some Redlands oranges. https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Fruit+Stands&find_loc=Redlands%2C+CA
Sidra Ijaz
“Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” - Nietzsche
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Ellen
You did not just quote Nietzsche, I'm dead.
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Omg you know you are next level smart when you just quote Nietzsche but pleaseeeeeee watch envy by contrapoint she lovesszzzzz him 😆
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Sidra Ijaz
I have written that in my notes! 🙂 I'll watch that video 😄
Sidra Ijaz
lol, she has butchered Nietzsche. AND SHE IS MIND BLOWING. V well-read. Thank you for recommending her content Linh 🙂
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David wanna slog this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
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