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The 1st prize goes to Web 3.0: When in Doubt, Do the Opposite by @wasyne. In second place goes to DeSci - the New Web 3 Movement to Revolutionize Scientific Research & Funding by @sergey-baloyan. And in third place, we have Towards a Divine Understanding of Web3: The Death of Corporate Commercialism by @dok333. Finally, the story with the most views is Web3 is Like Piracy and That's a Good Thing by @metapunk.