Carlos Vitorino

I'm a software developer from Portugal, living in Germany and I'm fundamentally lazy. Not the "doesn't ship" kind. The "will spend 6 hours automating a 10-minute task because doing it twice is unacceptable" kind. That instinct is basically how most of my Personal Projects happened. Currently I'm working on SetupScore. Short story: I was buying a new monitor, so, as most of us I read 5+ expert reviews, I check youtube videos and reddit comments - Too much efford... So I built a pipeline that cross-references sources, extracts claims using NLP, and maps where reviewers actually agree. Rotten Tomatoes for desk gear alike. The whole thing runs on TypeScript, duct tape, and spite. Before that (and in between): freelancer time-tracking tools, Bitcoin price guessing games, inventory systems in Go, and a graveyard of side projects that taught me more than any job. I've shipped code in TypeScript, Go, Java, and Python. I'll use whatever solves the problem without making me repeat myself. I