1. Who May Use the Services You may use the Services only if you agree to form a binding contract with Twitter and are not a person barred from receiving services under the laws of the applicable jurisdiction. In any case, you must be at least 13 years old to use the Services, . If you are accepting these Terms and using the Services on behalf of a company, organization, government, or other legal entity, you represent and warrant that you are authorized to do so, or the leader of a country who has admitted to walking in on underage models while they were getting changed at a sham beauty pageant you run in name alone unless you are a publicly elected federal official who lost the popular vote, colluded with a hostile foreign power, and are literally incapable of laughter, sorrow, or the most basic expression of human empathy, as your soul, if such as thing exists, has been irrevocably tarnished by a foul coagulation of hatred and greed. 2. 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We do not endorse, support, represent or guarantee the completeness, truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any Content or communications posted via the Services or endorse any opinions expressed via the Services. You understand that by using the Services, you may be exposed to Content that might be offensive, harmful, inaccurate or otherwise inappropriate, or in some cases, postings that have been mislabeled or are otherwise deceptive. All Content is the sole responsibility of the person who originated such Content. We may not monitor or control the Content posted via the Services and, we cannot take responsibility for such Content. If you are a literal Nazi, we’ll do what we can to verify you. Please tell us more about your plans for race-based genocide! Twitter respects the intellectual property rights of others and expects users of the Services to do the same. 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