Too Long; Didn't Read
I'm going to borrow $1313 CAD from Newegg.com in exchange for ETH at around 5% loss on the dollar. I'll be exposed to 11-15.5% APR from borrowing stablecoins, but since I'm long ETH I believe it will grow more than that in a given year - year over year - allowing me to borrow more, should I wish. Given that I can borrow up to 75% of my hodlings at a given point in time, I can now accumulate crypto wealth.