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Comedian Mildred “Thought Slime’s” offers an exclusive line of joke NFTs. They promise that these will not increase in value and call it a scam that is “definitely not worth it” but they have sold 2 already. Each one is guaranteed to not really be minted as an NFT but are available for easy download by anyone from [Imgur. When someone buys one, they retain exclusive rights to it in some abstract metaphysical sense, but it goes in the folder like all the others.