Jesse Lawler

Optimist, skeptic, code-writer, Bitcoin hodler, history fanboy, epiphany detective.

The Bitcoin/Government Battle is Vaporware

For bitcoiners, it is something of a parlor game to think of ways Bitcoin could be killed. 
In its decade-long history, the world’s first cryptocurrency has already dodged numerous bullets: exchange hacks, software bugs, ideological civil wars, massive price-crashes, being labeled “rat poison” by Warren Buffett, and no less than 370 “Bitcoin is dead” articles published by writers who’ve consistently been premature in their vulture-like stance.
So far, rain or shine, Bitcoin has always taken its lumps, dusted itself off, and gone on producing blocks — to the glee of its fans and the astonishment of its detractors.
But, like a plucky video game character advancing to bigger scraps with tougher bad guys, Bitcoin has larger fights coming. And Bitcoin’s user community — like X-Box-watching friends yelling advice from the couch — spends a lot of time speculating about the next fight, the optimal strategy, and how they’d play if they were the one behind the controller.
For many, the ultimate fight they imagine to be coming is the showdown that will happen when governments “wake up” to Bitcoin, become scared for their own national currencies, and rouse themselves to go on the offensive.
The apocalypto-philia goes something like this:
“Bitcoin will be declared illegal. Anyone who’s ever held a Coinbase account will be forced to renounce their private keys and swear monetary allegiance to the Dollar, Euro, etc. Armed drones will deliver incendiary grenades to any building found with an open port 8333 on its Internet router.”

This, my friends, is a fever dream.

Before I begin, let me admit my biases:
  • I love dystopian science fiction as much as the next guy. 
  • I love dystopian sci-fi as much as the next guy even when the next guy is a fellow bitcoiner. 
  • And yes, as a group we love dystopian sci-fi about 50 times more than the average person. Bitcoin, after all, sprung from a nest of cypherpunks.
Why is sci-fi and cypherpunkery relevant to this popular delusion? Because the big, bad final boss in the cypherpunk genre (going back as far as George Orwell) is always a high-tech, neofascist, all-seeing government. 
So naturally — like David vs. Goliath or the Rebel Alliance vs. the Galactic Empire — eventually Satoshi’s band of pseudonymous code-phreaks and their Austrian-economics pals are destined to square off against the central bankers that have dominated international finance for the past century.
These monetary villains have inflated away over 95% of the US Dollar’s purchasing power since the inception of the Fed. (Astonishingly, the Dollar seems to have gotten off lucky compared to most other currencies.)
So if Bitcoin doesn’t fight this epic monetary bad guy…then what happens?
Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but the Wachowskis will not be directing this movie. Bitcoin’s future history is going to merit a Ken-Burns-style documentary, not an action flick.

Goliath shrugged.

The cartel system of global central banking has been, without question, the most successful tool in history for wealth extraction. Gold bugs, bitcoiners, and anyone who has done even minimal research into the history of fractional-reserve banking already understands this. 
The Cantillon Effect is real, and it is spectacular.
Despite all this, I’m telling you that the beneficiaries of this most excellent of cons — the people who even now are reaping ill-gotten gains through the expansion of the world’s money supply — are going to leak away their power without a fight. 
There will be no monetary Armageddon. 
The Revolution will not be worth televising.
I’m making this rather bold prediction that I know few people will agree with, but I’m confident in doing so. And here’s why:
The world’s central banking cartel isn’t best compared to the biblical Goliath.
If we keep things sci-fi, a better comparison would be to Jean-Luc Picard’s nemesis from Star Trek: The Next Generation — the Borg.

Decentralization Goes Both Ways

Decentralization is what makes the Internet impervious to nuclear attack.
Decentralization is what makes Bitcoin permissionless and un-censorable. 
Decentralization is what makes mosquitoes the world’s deadliest animal, despite the bigger, toothier competition.
But while we bitcoiners are conditioned to think of decentralization as a slam-bang strategy for defense…this isn’t always true.
Decentralization is a great strategy when a small sliver of survivorship can get the job done. If the name of the game is eradication-avoidance, then decentralization is your friend.
But many contests aren’t like this. Sometimes success requires unanimity — or at least a robust majority — if things are to work right. A marching band or a synchronized swim team isn’t made more cohesive because it is decentralized. In fact, just the opposite: its performance is impressive specifically because it is difficult to maintain a unified performance in spite of decentralization.
The world’s monetary system of co-integrated central banks is decentralized in this second way — the way of marching bands and swim teams (and of the Borg). A few people marching out of step or swimming off in the wrong direction will have disastrous, show-stopping consequences.
United they stand, divided they fall.

The economics of conflict.

“You can kill ten of my men for every one I kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and I will win.” — Ho Chi Minh, 1946
Ho Chi Minh was the father of the modern Vietnamese state, and he spoke the words above as a warning to the French colonial government in the aftermath of World War 2. During that war, both the French and the Vietnamese homelands had been occupied by Axis Powers — France by the Nazis, Vietnam by Imperial Japan. 
With geopolitics in post-war flux, Ho Chi Minh wasn’t about to passively trade one occupying power for another. 
Gamblers at the time wouldn’t have picked the scrappy Southeast Asians as eventual victors against the French. France was backed by the USA — which had just kicked the ass of the country that had kicked Vietnam’s ass. 
But Ho Chi Minh saw the match-up versus France in a different way, stripped down to its brutal, economic reality: It was much, much cheaper for the Vietnamese to kill Frenchmen than for occupying Frenchmen to kill Vietnamese.
In a war of attrition, Ho Chi Minh knew he would win.
In 2008, Satoshi Nakamoto designed a system with economic realities similar to those which made the underdog Vietnamese successful against the French (1954), and later, the Americans (1975). 
Ho could put combatants into the field inexpensively — and not just the “men with guns” kind of combatants. The televised optics of an industrialized country’s military suppressing a determined underdog that only wanted to be left alone created allies among the (decentralized) public within the enemy nations.
It wasn’t Vietnam’s battlefield strength but a slow splintering of its enemies’ will to fight that eventually yielded victory.

I am Bitcoin. I am legion.

Satoshi’s system — Bitcoin — was designed with incentives such that, for its entire eleven-year history, it has always been more economically rational to help Bitcoin than to fight against Bitcoin
With a handful of exceptions made up of vanishingly few people, that bold statement is true for every human on Earth.
In the decentralized network of human society, each person is a potential convert to side with Bitcoin versus the central banks’ monetary monopolies. Siding with the central banks gets you…the status quo you’re already enjoying. (Is that a golf clap I hear?)
Unless you’re a top banking executive or hold a regulatory role that earns you licit or illicit profits from the banking industry, there’s nothing “in it for you” to fight against free-market monetary competition. If central banks impel their respective nation-states to move against Bitcoin, you stand nothing to gain.
On the other hand, should you at any point decide to invest a triflingly small amount of your personal savings into Bitcoin (on the off-chance that like-minded others will do the same) and proceed to go about your life, you have a plausible chance of making massive returns from your passive investment.
    • Fun Fact: Thus far in Bitcoin’s history, there has never been a period where you could buy-and-hold for 3 years and not be able to sell at a profit. During most three-year spans, the profits would be dramatic.
Are such everyday Bitcoin-owners active foot-soldiers in an epic battle against government-backed currencies? Not at all. 
But do they have a dog in the proverbial fight? Sure. 
Will they want their governments to take overt action against their investment? Of course not.
There are — based on “Know Your Customer” banking records from government-sanctioned Bitcoin exchanges — at least 10 million Americans who have registered for an account through which they can buy Bitcoin. It is estimated there are 30 million Bitcoin owners worldwide.

The Trojans have already left the Horse.

Of the 10-million-plus Americans sitting on a little Bitcoin (or maybe a lot), how many of these are politicians? How many are regulators? How many work inside the banking system?
If you know the first thing about investments, you’ve heard the word diversification. It’s the one word you can drop in financial conversations that are otherwise over your head and not sound like a moron. 
So how many people in the “investor class” have picked up a little Bitcoin to diversify their investment portfolios outside the traditional asset classes? And can’t we assume that people with enough capital to invest exert more than their fair share of pull with the government, demographically speaking? (This is a question that answers itself.)
Congressman Patrick McHenry of North Carolina recently said:
“The world that Satoshi Nakamoto, author of the Bitcoin white paper, envisioned — and others are building — is an unstoppable force… We should not attempt to deter this innovation. Governments cannot stop this innovation, and those that have tried have already failed.”
This is an out-of-the-closet bitcoiner. Nobody asked McHenry how much Bitcoin he personally owns (he was among the committee’s panel of members, not a witness) — but can you really read that quote and have any doubt?
Tech giant Google (Alphabet, Inc.) spends over $20 million per year lobbying the US government. At first blush, this seems unrelated to Bitcoin. It’s tempting to say “Google is a corporation; they’ve got people whose job it is to advance their interests. Bitcoin is just a decentralized, pseudonymous network. No one is lobbying on behalf of Bitcoin.”
But does this assumption really stand up to scrutiny? If you were a “Bitcoin whale” — one of the early adopters who was either lucky or prescient enough to buy large amounts of bitcoin when its price was 100 or more times less than it is today — why on Earth wouldn’t you take out the world’s simplest insurance policy on your digital riches?
“And what is that insurance policy,” you ask?
It’s simple: You insure your investment by putting some Bitcoin directly into the hands of currently-neutral legislators who could influence policy in the future. If you had given someone $1000 worth of Bitcoin exactly 3 years ago today, one of two things has happened: 
  1. They kept it, and are looking at a 2,000% (20x) profit. 
  2. They sold it sometime since — and now they wish they hadn’t.
Whichever scenario occurred, you would have guaranteed this person understands Bitcoin’s potential — and you’ve very possibly created a sleeper-cell advocate for future policy.
If you are, say, Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss (founders of the Gemini exchange and purported owners of 1% of the world supply of Bitcoin), it would practically be fiduciary malpractice not to lobby in this way.
  • Note: I’m not saying that I know any whales are lobbying like this. I am saying it defies common sense to think none of them are.

Follow the money.

Ho Chi Minh beat the odds because he could add allies to his cause cheaply.
Satoshi Nakamoto’s system can add allies not just cheaply but profitably. Every new bitcoiner is not only an interested party, not only a potential cheerleader, but also a small but consequential ratchet raising the value of all the other bitcoin held by all the other bitcoiners. 
The central banks won’t mount a fight against Bitcoin because they’ll find themselves unable to field an army. (At least, not one that can avoid ongoing mass defections.) They have no moral authority to inspire troops. They have no booty to promise aside from the status quo. And they have no enemy to demonize except for a globally distributed network with no ideology or ulterior motive. 
Bitcoin is simply an opt-in, open-source software with the historically reliable property of making its users wealthy.
tl;dr: If you can’t beat ’em, join ‘em.
And this is what more and more nocoiner neutrals will choose to do. The slope from Bitcoin curiosity, to toe-dipping, to enthusiasm, to advocacy is a slippery one indeed.
I’m sorry, my cypherpunk friends, but your apocalyptic future-war visions will have to wait for the killer robots. 
The world’s national currencies will offer Bitcoin only a sputtering resistance — more in word than deed — and they’ll dwindle into irrelevance as their defenders fail to defend, their battlements go unmanned, and the central banks’ centers will not hold.
The final capitulation will be less William Gibson and more Douglas Adams: Not with a bang, but with a snicker.



August 21st, 2019

As the author points out early in his piece, Bitcoiners “love dystopian sci-fi about 50 times more than the average person.” From my perspective, this latter seems to be the most pertinent, factual, and enlightening point.

I could never have made this observation myself (trying to keep it to the facts ma’am) when trying to get at what makes a person a crypto “believer”. But it goes a long way to explaining what brings together such a large cohort of technically educated folks and the proto-anarchists, the nearly child-like believers and/or vehement opportunists that make up the majority of folks in the space.

Before moving onto just the facts, I take a moment to make explicit why I understand this. As Mr. Lawler points out, the crypto-warriors see the world neatly split between a clear good and a clear evil. No gray, no nuance, no complexity. They associate size or apparent overt superior power as a core feature of evil, not whether the “evil” is really evil. After that, they add random other things evil-doers do that demonstrate evil characteristics… that make no sense if you really think about them. This is often a core piece of narrative that sounds sophisticated. This is one of the best examples in the piece:

“These monetary villains have inflated away over 95% of the US Dollar’s purchasing power since the inception of the Fed. (Astonishingly, the Dollar seems to have gotten off lucky compared to most other currencies.)”

Here is your check for this: Exactly in the above-mentioned period of inflation (since 1913), Americans achieved the highest standards of living in the entire history of the world. Not too mention the rate of other metrics such as longevity, health outcomes, food-safety, and a vast range of comforts that were previously only available to the extreme rich: Normal people could afford to own books. (My personal favorite after health-outcomes). All wealthy advanced democratic societies have followed the same model with similar or better outcomes. See Europe.

So if you’re a fan of facts and empirical, scientific method, etc. Mr. Lawler’s previous quote and a vast store of other such renderings common to crypto-believers is a-contextual, ahistoric, and unempirical. This also includes the vast conspiratorial-minded collection of “Gold bugs, bitcoiners, and anyone who has done even minimal research into the history of fractional-reserve banking”.

That an AIER article is referenced on the “Cantillion Effect” reflects another common feature of the community: “belief” in Libertarianism (if not post-apocalyptic anarchism). Libertarianism is a values-prescriptive ideology in search of evidence, which like Communism, its contrahent in value-prescriptive ideologies, ordains a set of principles and practices that suggest that even in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, can still be valid. I often refer to Libertarianism and Communism as the “please show me a past or currently functioning system that has succeeded similar to the empirical-only Keynesian view of economics and I’ll buy you a beer” problem. But, moving back to the main thread…

Here is a quick inventory of non-facts, half-truths and other oddities characteristic of the space:
“Decentralization is what makes the Internet impervious to nuclear attack.”
A nuclear attack probably cannot take the entire Internet down (depends on the number of countries participating), but properly targeted at Equinix’s (and others’) datacenters and/or power grid could effectively put most if not all of it in the USA out of action. But let’s point out: the internet is distributed. To call the Internet “decentralized” is strange remark coming from a crypto-believer, and a technically fluent one at that.

“Decentralization is what makes mosquitoes the world’s deadliest animal, despite the bigger, toothier competition.”
This is like saying “because they’re so many of them…and we’ve stopped using DDT” Mosquitos do not kill their prey like “the toothier competition”; their biome accidentally kills making the comparison false. And Man is the deadliest animal and man is about as non-decentralized as our internet exchange facilities and likely more vulnerable to a couple wrong mutations of a couple microorganisms.

“No one is lobbying on behalf of Bitcoin.”
If you mean Lobbying, meaning writing position papers, writing sample legislation, holding events for politicians, contributing money to them or their causes, creating media events to sway politicians, creating organizations to do all this, hiring existing pros…. Well, this one is a lot of horsedoo. Please feel free to contact me for a list of all of these “not lobbying”.

“You insure your investment by putting some Bitcoin directly into the hands of currently-neutral legislators who could influence policy in the future.” Note: I’m not saying that I know any whales are lobbying like this. I am saying it defies common sense to think none of them are.”
Two things here: 1) I’m figuring this and the following is a condoning of bribery and 2) You can’t think of any of these whales because bribery is illegal and with the “advantages of Bitcoin” you can make this transaction and… yup, no one knows.

“I’m sorry, my cypherpunk friends, but your apocalyptic future-war visions will have to wait for the killer robots.”
Quite the contrary, Mr. Lawler. It is not an accident that the Bitcoin’s first success was SilkRoad. Nor is it an accident that ISIS and other terror groups are promoting it as the best way to fund their activities. Add these to the ease with which resource and wildlife and human-trafficking, hacking extortion, arms trafficking, etc. can easily avoid not just AML/KYC regimes, but any traceability.

It’s also not a surprise that Bitcoin is probably most being pushed by every anti-government organization. However, these organizations are almost entirely operating in and against western liberal democracies. China, Russia, et al. can’t have such things. The elites and oligarchs in corrupt, non-western liberal democracies can force everyone to use the national currency while laundering their money into that of stable prosperous western democracys’ hard currencies.

In well run liberal democracies, the central banks successfully play a role in managing an economy. Now, I realize that most crypto-believers believe that vast, modern complex, economies manage themselves and the less they’re managed, the better. Of course, there is only theory (belief) and no functioning example, unless you refer to Somalia, which they don’t.

So, in sum, dear Cypherpunk friends, you’re in luck. You will get your longed for apocalyptic future societies, thanks in large part to the success of decentralized currencies.

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