A collection of poems and random notes: In sum, swell doggerel Have you met Boilerplate Ben? He's a lawyer now and then. Black's Law Dictionary and zen Same contracts again and again fat man’s tunes Your sister says where's a fat man in your bedroom and I, I can hear him groan... Oh Carlita How could you do this to me When you said you'd be all alone I want to know Just what it is, what it is You are doin to make him moan Sex is a sensation, fueled by temptation, that uses ovulation, and ejaculation, for fertilization, to increase population, and make the next generation, do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? torn up I got it bad you leave me sad, like I've been had; makes me damn mad! If I tore out my heart and threw it on the floor, would you dance around it? would you ask for more? or would you turn and walk out the door like you have a thousand times before? when the nightman comes callin who will you be a ballin? in whose arms have ya fallen while I am bawlin... bye bye baby bye bye, can't let you make me cry, so bye bye baby bye bye, i'm gonna let you fly. -- You can't say I didn try but you only made me cry so bye bye baby bye bye Yeh it's easy to see you don't give a damn for me so best I let you be fix on the sleazy side of town
looking for a fix to get down english avenue in the bluff that where I get my stuff yeh the place is rough but hey I am tough got my needle got my spoon
be lookin for more very soon they say you could die down here
but that's not somethin i fear there ain't no doubt about it I'm quite addicted to the shit and it's easy to see
shit got its hooks in me I think of you often, though the memories dim and soften eeyore told me I should worry about you and wonder how I had offended you. So I ripped his head off and spread the stuffings across the lawn. Fool donkey! one thing I believe you see bobby different as can be. please come play with me? any resemblance to any actual person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. no such resemblance is intended. I heard the cries as they echoed from the bridge of sighs. hmmm. somebody slappin them thighs, that'd be my surmise. the thought makes me rise, but that's no surprise, for I tell you no lies that is what I prize. Easy to See Oh yeah any fool can see, you could do better'n me.
Yeah it's easy to see, you're way to good for me. But it's more than clear
When I hold you warm and near,
kiss your cheek and nuzzle your ear,
and whisper "I love you dear" In the middle of the night
When you hold me warm and tight,
Sharing your earthly delight,
I know it's gonna be alright. Oh yeah any fool could see, you got eyes for me.
Yeah it's plain to me, I'm the only one you see. winking eye winking eye
soft lover's sigh, winking eye
sweet lips silk glove, soft winking eye, winked its eye
lover's trips soft like a sigh to shy, winked its eye
lover's trips soft like a sigh, never no til ya try
smooth hips
lover's trips winked its eye, soft lover's thigh
smooth lipped love,
before the sigh, winked its eye
soft, like a sigh... my computer wrote the one above in 1985 In my mystic forest In my mystic forest
With just me and Mary
Behind the locked door,
I squat on my haunches
And pull one toke more. Sitting here in the dark
The only reality the floor,
Closed secure in this womb.
A construction of silence
And a darkened room. Stoned solo late at night
High here in this half light,
And nobody with me any more.
Just my shadow on the floor
And it ain't the same as before. You can't say i didn try but you only made me cry so bye bye baby bye bye Yeh it's easy to see
you don't give a damn for me
so best i let you be "In the beginning, the internet was a formless void. Then Google spake saying 'let there be indexing,' and there was indexing. And Google saw that it was exploited. (Goo. 1:1)" And it was GOOD! And the stockholders were mightily pleased by what the Google had made. (Goo 1:2) "And Google saw that the wickedness of man was great on the internet, and that every optimization of his sites was only evil always. (Goo. 6:5)" What Google's doin next: 'And behold, even I, do bring the Panda Update upon the internet, to destroy all RSS fed blogs and white label websites, wherein is the traffic of video on demand, and all these content farms shall surely die.' (Goo. 6:17)"

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