Some Swell Doggerel Vol. 1

A collection of poems and random notes: In sum, swell doggerel

Have you met Boilerplate Ben?

He's a lawyer now and then.

Black's Law Dictionary and zen

Same contracts again and again

fat man’s tunes

Your sister says

where's a fat man in your bedroom

and I, I can hear him groan...

Oh Carlita

How could you do this to me

When you said you'd be all alone

I want to know

Just what it is, what it is

You are doin to make him moan

Sex is a sensation,

fueled by temptation,

that uses ovulation,

and ejaculation,

for fertilization,

to increase population,

and make the next generation,

do you get my explanation,

or do you need a demonstration?

torn up

I got it bad

you leave me sad,

like I've been had;

makes me damn mad!

If I tore out my heart

and threw it on the floor,

would you dance around it?

would you ask for more?

or would you turn

and walk out the door

like you have

a thousand times before?

when the nightman comes callin

who will you be a ballin?

in whose arms have ya fallen

while I am bawlin...

bye bye baby bye bye,

can't let you make me cry,

so bye bye baby bye bye,

i'm gonna let you fly.

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You can't say I didn try

but you only made me cry

so bye bye baby bye bye

Yeh it's easy to see

you don't give a damn for me

so best I let you be

fix

on the sleazy side of town looking for a fix to get down

english avenue in the bluff

that where I get my stuff

yeh the place is rough

but hey I am tough

got my needle got my spoon be lookin for more very soon

they say you could die down here but that's not somethin i fear

there ain't no doubt about it

I'm quite addicted to the shit

and it's easy to see shit got its hooks in me

I think of you often, though the memories dim and soften

eeyore told me I should worry about you and wonder how I had offended you. So I ripped his head off and spread the stuffings across the lawn. Fool donkey!

one thing I believe you see

bobby different as can be. please come play with me?

any resemblance to any actual person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. no such resemblance is intended.

I heard the cries as they echoed from the bridge of sighs.

hmmm. somebody slappin them thighs, that'd be my surmise. the thought makes me rise, but that's no surprise, for I tell you no lies that is what I prize.

Easy to See

Oh yeah any fool can see, you could do better'n me. Yeah it's easy to see, you're way to good for me.

But it's more than clear When I hold you warm and near, kiss your cheek and nuzzle your ear, and whisper "I love you dear"

In the middle of the night When you hold me warm and tight, Sharing your earthly delight, I know it's gonna be alright.

Oh yeah any fool could see, you got eyes for me. Yeah it's plain to me, I'm the only one you see.

winking eye

winking eye soft lover's sigh, winking eye sweet lips

silk glove, soft winking eye, winked its eye lover's trips

soft like a sigh to shy, winked its eye lover's trips

soft like a sigh, never no til ya try smooth hips lover's trips

winked its eye, soft lover's thigh smooth lipped love, before the sigh, winked its eye soft, like a sigh...

my computer wrote the one above in 1985

In my mystic forest

In my mystic forest With just me and Mary Behind the locked door, I squat on my haunches And pull one toke more.

Sitting here in the dark The only reality the floor, Closed secure in this womb. A construction of silence And a darkened room.

Stoned solo late at night High here in this half light, And nobody with me any more. Just my shadow on the floor And it ain't the same as before.

You can't say i didn try

but you only made me cry

so bye bye baby bye bye

Yeh it's easy to see you don't give a damn for me so best i let you be

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