This by David, Linh, Ellen, Hang, Utsav Jaiswal, Bruno Molteni and Sidra Ijaz occurred in hackernoon's official #only-at-hackernoon channel. Slogging thread David Sep 1, 2021, 5:50 PM The secret to being a good is steering into your adhd hackernoon employee 😂 6 💚 5 :dead-inside: 4 Linh Sep 1, 2021, 5:51 PM Hang Utsav Jaiswal to debate the pros and cons Ellen Sep 1, 2021, 5:52 PM But organize your email tho Hang Sep 1, 2021, 5:53 PM You get your hands on all the task but we got nothing done :dead-inside: Utsav Jaiswal Sep 1, 2021, 8:59 PM Classic ADHD tangent - Wait!! Does that mean I'm a good employee? Nice!! 💚 2 :smiling_face_with_tear: 1 Linh Sep 1, 2021, 9:05 PM YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING that’s going on at the company at the same time you still don’t understand: 1. blockchain 2. metaverse 3.anything that has anything to do with coding. :savage-joy: 3 Utsav Jaiswal Sep 1, 2021, 9:07 PM Blockchains are like the spreadsheets that do not have a delete key :exploding_head: 2 Hang Sep 1, 2021, 9:14 PM classic ADHD case is when you are in a meeting and you reply to Slack threads and answer emails at the same time :savage-joy: :savage-joy: 2 Linh Sep 1, 2021, 9:24 PM CLASSIC ADHD: WE MENTIONED HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS out of nowhere in a brand-dashboard meeting :woman-tipping-hand: Linh Sep 1, 2021, 9:24 PM (the meeting is still going on, btw) :savage-joy: 1 Utsav Jaiswal Sep 1, 2021, 9:26 PM attention deficit on this thread is over 9000 :savage-joy: Ellen Sep 1, 2021, 9:27 PM Which meeting was this? Sounds like I should have been there. Hang Sep 1, 2021, 9:27 PM It turns out we all have short attention span Hang Sep 1, 2021, 9:28 PM And today we learn Bruno looks like Sidra’s younger brother, also during the meeting :savage-joy: 😂 3 Ellen Sep 1, 2021, 9:28 PM The first step to admitting you have a 'problem,' is organizing your email. 🤔 2 Linh Sep 1, 2021, 9:33 PM Bruno Molteni LOL Bruno Molteni Sep 1, 2021, 9:35 PM Sidra Ijaz please send pic ... now I want to know! Sidra Ijaz Sep 1, 2021, 9:35 PM Yes that picture would be perfect for this thread 😂 David Sep 1, 2021, 9:36 PM OH: "David, are you trying to explain the metaverse to me?" Sidra Ijaz Sep 1, 2021, 9:36 PM Bruno Molteni’s Pakistani doppelgänger :party_parrot: 2 Linh Sep 1, 2021, 9:38 PM here’s how that convo went: David: I think we can position HackerNoon Content Management System not as a digital site but a digital economy. You have readers, writers, sponsors, each can do their own things or interact with each other. Linh: did you just try to explain the metaverse to me or have i been on too many meetings? 😂 2 David Sep 1, 2021, 9:40 PM This is Chad: https://giphy.com/gifs/pixelated-hackernoon-face-x5eCE2eTD6J0mr8OFZ 😂 1 David Sep 1, 2021, 9:41 PM This is Chad in a Haunted Mansion: David Sep 1, 2021, 9:43 PM my emoji game :awwyeah: 1 David Sep 1, 2021, 9:44 PM When you discover an undocumented technology, you should document it to help the next person looking for it. Hang Sep 1, 2021, 9:49 PM Do ADHD symptoms include reacting with irrelevant emojis to a post? asking for a fren 🤖 2 👀 1 :savage-joy: 1 :fireball: 1 David Sep 1, 2021, 9:53 PM The only thing that rhymes with orange is , which is a very rare alternative to the fern-like . sporange https://www.lexico.com/definition/sporangium :orange_heart: 1 🍊 1 😆 1 Hang Sep 1, 2021, 9:57 PM Now that you mention it I do want an orange David Sep 1, 2021, 10:01 PM If you find yourself in the area, buy some Redlands oranges. https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Fruit+Stands&find_loc=Redlands%2C+CA Sidra Ijaz Sep 2, 2021, 6:17 AM “Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.” - Nietzsche 💯 2 ❤ 2 Ellen Sep 2, 2021, 6:25 AM You did not just quote Nietzsche, I'm dead. :smiling_face_with_tear: 4 ❤ 3 💚 2 Linh Sep 2, 2021, 1:41 PM Omg you know you are next level smart when you just quote Nietzsche but pleaseeeeeee watch envy by contrapoint she lovesszzzzz him 😆 💯 1 Sidra Ijaz Sep 2, 2021, 1:43 PM I have written that in my notes! 🙂 I'll watch that video 😄 Sidra Ijaz Sep 2, 2021, 2:49 PM lol, she has butchered Nietzsche. AND SHE IS MIND BLOWING. V well-read. Thank you for recommending her content Linh 🙂 :party_parrot: 1 Linh Sep 2, 2021, 6:03 PM David wanna slog this? David Sep 2, 2021, 6:09 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

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