Too Long; Didn't Read
You are in a closed <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/room" target="_blank">room</a>. A passer by slips a sheet under the door containing a list of questions written in Chinese. The bad news is that you do not understand a word of Chinese (only you know this). The good news: in the room, there is an instructional manual written in English that guides you, step by step, to convert the given characters to a set of new ones that correspond to the answers. The passer by receives your answers and is convinced you understand Chinese.