Indaba yami ithembekile, kodwa ayiphelele. Okuthandayo, thatha. Ongakunaki, ungakunaki. No. 1 - Chitha isikhathi esiningi usebenza ekhaya kunehhovisi. Zonke izinto ebengingayenza, ppl ngizibonile, izindawo bezikhona. No. 2 - I-hype ekude, phansi ngepayipi elingalungile. Amahemuhemu awazibayo mayelana nokuntuleka kobukhazikhazi. No. 3 - Dweba umugqa. Wenza izibalo. Ukuguquguquka ngokumelene nokuzinza. Imali eyengeziwe. Isikhathi esengeziwe ngaphandle komsebenzi. Inegethivu yonke. No. 4 - Ubhubhane izikhathi ezimbili. Ujwayele ukuthi ngiyakwamukela emhlabeni wami. Okuningi ngaphakathi kunangaphandle ngisho nangemva kokuba kuphephile. No. 5 - Kwaba nokuqhuma, kodwa akuzange kuhlale. Ukubuyela ehhovisi kufanele. (Yoda) No. 6 - Kwezobuchwepheshe besithembele. Busted. I-AI ingenza ngifune ukukhala. No. 7 - Kuyadabukisa kakhulu ukuthi zonke izinkundla ezizimele ziye esidlangalaleni. Abaninimasheya babaluleke kakhulu kunamakhasimende namaphrojekthi. No. 8 - Yakhungatheka kangangokuthi imakethe yagcwala ngokweqile. No. 9 - Ikusasa lomsebenzi liyimfoloko. Izandla ezinekhono ekufuneni. Ama-streamer amaningi, ama-plumber ambalwa kakhulu. No. 10 - Ukuba yonke indawo akufanele ube ndawo. Imihambima yedijithali ene-fastfood noma abangani be-Zoom. No. 11 - Impilo yengqondo iyingcebo. Iqiniso liwukuphela kwento engokoqobo (Ready Player One). No. 12 - Ngiqabule sengathi uyangikhumbula (Deadpool). Bengikukhumbula kanjani uma ukhona njalo sithandwa. No. 13 - Ikhaya elimnandi lasekhaya. Ngaphansi kwedome. “Uma ngikwazile ukubuyisela isikhathi emuva Uma ngingathola indlela Khona-ke mhlawumbe, mhlawumbe, mhlawumbe ..." (Cher)
