Ngemuva kweminyaka eyi-13 - Izizathu eziyi-13 zokuthi kungani umsebenzi okude wawungakufanelekeli

Indaba yami ithembekile, kodwa ayiphelele. Okuthandayo, thatha. Ongakunaki, ungakunaki.

No. 1 - Chitha isikhathi esiningi usebenza ekhaya kunehhovisi. Zonke izinto ebengingayenza, ppl ngizibonile, izindawo bezikhona.

No. 2 - I-hype ekude, phansi ngepayipi elingalungile. Amahemuhemu awazibayo mayelana nokuntuleka kobukhazikhazi.

No. 3 - Dweba umugqa. Wenza izibalo. Ukuguquguquka ngokumelene nokuzinza. Imali eyengeziwe. Isikhathi esengeziwe ngaphandle komsebenzi. Inegethivu yonke.

No. 4 - Ubhubhane izikhathi ezimbili. Ujwayele ukuthi ngiyakwamukela emhlabeni wami. Okuningi ngaphakathi kunangaphandle ngisho nangemva kokuba kuphephile.

No. 5 - Kwaba nokuqhuma, kodwa akuzange kuhlale. Ukubuyela ehhovisi kufanele. (Yoda)

No. 6 - Kwezobuchwepheshe besithembele. Busted. I-AI ingenza ngifune ukukhala.

No. 7 - Kuyadabukisa kakhulu ukuthi zonke izinkundla ezizimele ziye esidlangalaleni. Abaninimasheya babaluleke kakhulu kunamakhasimende namaphrojekthi.

No. 8 - Yakhungatheka kangangokuthi imakethe yagcwala ngokweqile.

No. 9 - Ikusasa lomsebenzi liyimfoloko. Izandla ezinekhono ekufuneni. Ama-streamer amaningi, ama-plumber ambalwa kakhulu.

No. 10 - Ukuba yonke indawo akufanele ube ndawo. Imihambima yedijithali ene-fastfood noma abangani be-Zoom.

No. 11 - Impilo yengqondo iyingcebo. Iqiniso liwukuphela kwento engokoqobo (Ready Player One).

No. 12 - Ngiqabule sengathi uyangikhumbula (Deadpool). Bengikukhumbula kanjani uma ukhona njalo sithandwa.

No. 13 - Ikhaya elimnandi lasekhaya. Ngaphansi kwedome.

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Uma ngingathola indlela

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