Image credit — knowyourmeme.com I was living a rather nice and peaceful life until one day I made up my mind to write an iOS app in my leisure time (how that disaster happened — read ). While it hurts, entertains, causes suffering, brings joy, satisfies, makes you a loser, makes you a hero, and a bunch of other contradicting emotions, I thought many people would not know about this secret world. So here I am to share my optimistic, pessimistic, and in general sarcastic feelings on what it means to develop an app on your own. here Your boss is you Oh, and your , , , , , , , , is also . It’s like being the multiple personalities in . Feels tough though! Sometimes I go to solo trips as a team building activity. The nerd developer usually doesn’t show up. project manager software architect developer QA marketing specialist salesperson technical support sysadmin devops you The Minds of Billy Milligan Your salary is called satisfaction And it’s not even taxed! How cool is that?! Ok, while you can’t buy a cake for “19.99 Satisfaction”, it doesn’t mean your salary is useless. In fact, your real salary (the one you get as money) is mostly spent on buying more and more satisfactions for yourself. So in this case there’s no need for currency exchange, your salary is directly paid as a satisfaction. Your cubicle is the entire world If you’re an average working person you most likely work in a cubicle. Well, if your company offers an open-space office, it’s still a bigger cubicle inside the entire world. In fact, the world itself is a big cubicle inside the galaxy. And the galaxy is a cubicle inside the universe. made with imgflip.com Anyway, for your app it doesn’t matter if you write it at the top of a mountain in Armenia, or at a beach in Thailand, under sunshine in Tuscany, at a forest in Germany, or during your sleep at home (seriously, that happened to me! Woke up in the middle of the night and hell knows how realized that my REST API must be inaccurate. Then decided to refactor it in the morning and fell asleep afterwards. Clearly going nuts!). Your weekends are gone You soon realize the popular questions asked on Mondays (what did you do for the weekend?) and Fridays (what are your plans for the weekend?) become the most awkward ones for you to answer as no matter how enthusiastic you sound about writing an app, you can’t prevent people thinking “Jesus Christ God my Lord why on earth would one use the precious weekends to write an app? An app? Oh Jesus, why?” made with imgflip.com Your knowledge is your power The more you work on the app the more you realize these things could only be learned by doing. You should never be scared of trying something new if it interests you. Before starting my app I had zero knowledge of the technologies I was going to use. Really, I had never opened Xcode before, Swift was just a bird for me, and NodeJS sounded like a “junction for javascript?”. Yes, I was the Gandalf with mac. made with imgflip.com But things change by the time. Soon you see you’re making a progress, you become more efficient and more confident in what you’re doing. Yep, Gandalf becomes a cool guy! made with imgflip.com Still hesitate to develop one? My advice is — go for it! Start something new, learn stuff, experiment, be curious, explore, fail and start over, struggle, improve! There will be days you’ll feel like “why am I even doing this? Nobody is gonna use my app anyway”, there will be days you’ll feel like this is the most exciting thing ever. Life is about having fun, if you feel you’re not enjoying the process of writing your app then drop it and find something else that brings you happiness. If you feel it’s fun, then go ahead and rock! The world is yours!

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