Too Long; Didn't Read
<a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/clojure" target="_blank">Clojure</a> is a language I am learning as I work on awesome stuff at <a href="https://medium.com/@swym" data-anchor-type="2" data-user-id="5b9405a30408" data-action-value="5b9405a30408" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-type="hover" target="_blank">Swym Corporation</a>. When I came on board last year, I had no clue what it meant unless it was the thing <a href="http://stackoverflow.com/a/111111/1304559" target="_blank">that causes problems in Javascript for loops.</a> Turns out it is pretty close to <a href="https://hackernoon.com/tagged/javascript" target="_blank">Javascript</a>.