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John McAfee was found dead June 23rd in his prison cell in Barcelona. He was accused of fraudulent schemes and money laundering that brought him more than $13,000,000. McAfee made a fortune on the "worst software on the planet" and turned his life into a rollercoaster full of eccentricity and escaping the law. His Twitter is so notorious it will probably burn in digital hell after it’s deleted. He promised to eat his penis live on national television, if by 2020 BTC wouldn’t hit one million USD.